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Song Parodies -> "No Stress Today"

Original Song Title:

"So Yesterday"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"No Stress Today"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy Otto

The Lyrics

Just joking, please don't be offended!
You can drink your Sprite (if you wanna)
You can sip your Coke (if you wanna)

If you change to drugs
Well then you'll take a toke

But I'm gonna keep your pipes
And you old glass bong (cause I wanna)
They look good to me
I'll be high before long
Off of pot today, pot today, pot today
Cause

If it's legal, light a bong and
Take a hit and you will feel
No stress today, no stress today
I'm just a nerd who's already smoked some hay

Light a joint, enjoy the buzz and
When you inhale you will feel
No stress today, no stress today
Haven't you heard in Amesterdam it's okay

You can say you're sober (if you wanna)
You can can sing like Duff (if you wanna)
When you're high on bud
You even like that fluff

Thank you--you lit my pipe for me
When you started to enjoy weed
Do you see a single beer?
That isn't gonna mix w/ this here
This here pot today, pot today, pot today
Cause

If it's legal, light a bong and
Take a hit and you will feel
No stress today, no stress today
I'm just a nerd who's already smoked some hay

Light a joint, enjoy the buzz and
When you inhale you will feel
No stress today, no stress today
Haven't you heard in Amesterdam it's okay

If you're over hash, I'm already over glue
If it's all used up, what is left to do
How can you quit drugs, if you're a pothead
If you want some , borrow one from Fred
If you're feeling plain, meet my friend Mary Jane
If you're all lit up, then you'll act insane
Off of pot today, pot today, pot today
Cause

If it's legal, light a bong and
Take a hit and you will feel
No stress today, no stress today
I'm just a nerd who's already smoked some hay

Light a joint, enjoy the buzz and
When you inhale you will feel
No stress today, no stress today
Haven't you heard in Amesterdam it's okay

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Bargleargle - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Ugh!
D-Boz - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
This was damn funny, I loved this one! Especially "I'm just a nerd who's already smoked some hay" LOL!!! The funniest parody of this song so far, hopefully more funny ones will follow.

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