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Song Parodies -> "Diary of a Dirty Shirt"

Original Song Title:

"Coming Clean"

Original Performer:

Hilary Duff

Parody Song Title:

"Diary of a Dirty Shirt"

Parody Written by:

David Jensen

The Lyrics

Diary of a Dirty Shirt

I'm so stained
Stained from top to bottom
Stained with grass, and sauce, and juice, and blood all are dried

Cause you were very, very sloppy
And you had to go play the football game with all the guys
I am Grimed

Let the Gain come down
In the machine
Let it wash away
My stainity
And I want the agitator
To get real mean
Let the Gain come down
I'm coming clean I'm coming clean

I'm shedding
Shedding every protein
Trying to find the colors of my stripes
In my threads

Cause filthy
Really feels so different
And washing out is better
Than always staying stained
Feel the Gain

Let the Gain come down
In the machine
Let it wash away
My stainity
And I want the agitator
To get real mean
Let the Gain come down
I'm coming clean I'm coming clean

I'm coming clean
Let the Gain fall
Let the Gain fall
I'm coming clean

Let the Gain come down
In the machine
Let it wash away
My stainity
And I want the Agitator
To get real mean
Let the Gain come down
I'm coming clean I'm coming clean

I was stained
Stained in the Beginning

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Your Worst Nightmare - March 11, 2004 - Report this comment
The thing is, (and I sent this to AmIRight.com in Untapped Commercial Ideas), that "I'm Coming Clean" sounds like a good ad for soap, and you just proved me right! Great song!
Your Worst Nightmare - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, the name is Hillary, not Hilary. ;-)
David Jensen - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Her name is Hilary with one "l". ;-)
David Jensen - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
please visit her official web site at www.hilaryduff.com with one l. Also visit Lalaine alias "Miranda Sanchez" at www.lalaine.net :-).
Your Worst Nightmare - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, I did, and I guess you are right, but I'm still not sure! Half the people say it with one "l" and the other half with two "l"'s. My guess is that it can be spelled both ways, like Usama and Osama. :-)
David Jensen - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
True, Hillary Clinton spells hers with two.
Your Worst Nightmare - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of my name, Marshal, that most of my friends spell with two "l"s. I sent an e-mail to Lalaine, asking her what her last name is, if she has one...
David Jensen - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Her full name is Lalaine Vergara-paras.
Your Worst Nightmare - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I wonder why she only likes to be credited by her first name! Another example is Raven Symone, who likes to be called Raven. But you know what parents always tell you, "Don't give out personal information on the television!"
David Jensen - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I believe Lalaine does it for simplicity. It is easier to say the one name than her whole name. Also I think it is a fad among celebrities to use just one name now. I like her music, and her voice. it's different. I also like to parody her songs just to mess with her. You can only get her CD through her site. As for Raven, I didn't care for her even when she was on the Cosby show. She just doesn't appeal to me. I have a single name for her but I don't want to make an inappropriate comment. ;-)
Your Worst Nightmare - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I see, and that makes a lot of sense for her to do that, seeing as her name is somewhat complicated. As for Raven, how can you not like cute little Olivia? Anyway, That's So Raven may be one of my favorite shows, but everyone is entitled to his or her opinion!
David Jensen - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I understand. Many people like her. I just never could. However she does have a beautiful voice. She does have a gift for that.
Your Worst Nightmare - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought you didn't like her singing. If that's not it, then what is it about her that you don't like? By the way, I've recently commented on more of your songs.
David Jensen - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I am sure you have come across people that just rub you wrong. Thats the way I feel with her. I understand she is a very nice girl, but I wouldn't want to be stuck on a deserted Island with her. As for my fetish with cleaning products; you write what you know and yes I have spent a lot of time years ago in laundromats late at night hence "tumbling in circles" was born. I don't know who Dr. Demento is. Though I do remember hearing that name before.
Your Worst Nightmare - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Dr. Demento is a famous disc jockey that plays parodies sent in by ameteurs and professionals. By the way, the thing with the laundromat makes sense... A LOT of sense...
Your Worst Nightmare - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait... I'm confused... You think Raven is a good singer, a nice person, yet you don't like her. What rubs you wrong? Grrr.... "twit control" is holding me from posting... I'll have to wait...
Your Worst Nightmare - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, ya know, I never knew Lalaine was a singer until I looked through your songs. Where did you find that out? I imagine she took that career around the time she left Lizzie McGuire, and changed her hair.
David Jensen - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I found out about Lalaine through her web site. You can buy her CD in the store section. She released that about June last year. You can also learn about her through her biography and print articles in the multimedia section. There is also some video of her in concert. She has answered about a dozen of my E-mails when she had time and she seems very nice. I only heard that Raven is nice. I don't know that from experience. It's just a personality thing. I get annoyed watching her. It's just me. I feel so bad. :-(
Your Worst Nightmare - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
How did you find out about her website, then? I don't think it's ever been mentioned on the Disney channel or hilaryduff.com. Wow, I'm surprised that she has actually answered so many of your e-mails personally! She must be a very nice person to do that. As for Raven, I'm still not sure what your prob is, but there have been some people that I just looked at and didn't like them. One was my fifth grade principal, who smiled ALL THE TIME, even when she was angry. I just figured anyone who smiles insincere is insincere, and it turned out she was evil, and my mom got me out of that school. Another time, was a wood repairman, and something made me uncomfortable about him, but later he turned out to be insane.
David Jensen - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Well when the series ended I wanted to find out where the cast ended up so I put Lalaine's name in the search and came up with celebritykids.com where she was at the time. I read about her and found out about her CD and went from there. By the way, She just answered another E-mail. It just said "thanks" but thats all it takes to show that she cares about her fans no matter how annoying I am. ;-) You won't see her on Hilary's site because she is going her own way. She doesn't do big promotions because she said she wants to keep it real. She told me that herself. I agree with her. She likes to do live concerts to be close to her fans. If you like her tell others about her and maybe if there is enough fanbase there she might come.
Your Worst Nightmare - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
From what I hear, Hilary is a real brat. I hope Lalaine didn't turn out that way! I figure if she's kind enough to answer her e-mails from her adoring fans, she's pretty cool. Another reason why she probably does that, is that she's fairly new to the music business, and not very many people probably know her e-mail address. So far, I have not received a reply, which is ok, because you already answered all my questions about her, that I asked!
georgie - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice Parody! Good job! I never really understood what the song was really about anyway. And to you guys talking about Lalaine, I absolutely adore her! She seems liks such a nice girl and I've gotten some emails from her too. Pretty refreshing, I must say, for someone in Hollywood.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I've never heard her sing, but you may have already read that from when I was talking to David here. As I said, she must be pretty nice to answer her e-mails, considering her stardom. Maybe Hilary Duff won't accuse her for being "unresponsive to her fans".
georgie - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, I read your conversation. Sorry. I know Hilary Duff's music, but I'm not a real big fan of hers. I think she's kind of overrated. But then again I'm not in her target demographic. I like Lalaine's music. Most people don't realize she was into singing before she got into acting. She started out with a gig in Les Mis on Broadway. And like you guys were talking about, she just seems like such a cool down to earth person and I hope she manages to stay that way.
Your Worst Nightmare - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, don't apologize, you can read my conversations anytime you want! :-) Anyway, I never knew she started singing before acting.
Zak, the Hamster Girl - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome!! My parody on 'Sweet Sixteen' by the EVIL Hilary should be up next week, so now it's 'Depressed Teen'. I love what you did to this song! Could you check out mine? ^__^ I' dbe honored! ^___^
aleeyah clive - June 06, 2005 - Report this comment
this is your fan i want to see you so bad e mile me back

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