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Song Parodies -> "Dying to Drink Some Joe"

Original Song Title:

"Dying To Be Alive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hanson

Parody Song Title:

"Dying to Drink Some Joe"

Parody Written by:

Anny

The Lyrics

For all you coffee lovers out there! Btw I know the original song deals with death/living life to the fullest, but let's change that. Coffee rules!
I am so cranky
Somebody drank my joe
How can I be crying?
I can get coffee right now though

I'm at my desk crying out
Get me some coffee please!
I won't sit around thinking about
The trouble that coffee withdrawal brings

I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
Let's not go through Monday
Without just dying to drink some joe, yeah

The coffee I slurped
The way I chugged it
I hope you love it too
Cause in the day
You can't go wrong
With a good cup or two

We're all at our desk just crying out
Get me some coffee please!
I won't sit around thinking about
The trouble that coffee withdrawal brings, yeah

I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
Let's not go through Monday
Without just dying to drink some joe

And we all go drinking it down
No matter how strong
We love those damn coffee grounds!
Another pot gone
A time closer to fate
Because you know you'll sleep too late!
Too late, yeah

C-C-C-Coffee, C-C-C-C-Coffee, C-C-C-C-Coffee, yeah
C-C-C-C-Coffee, C-C-C-C-Coffee, C-C-C-C-Coffee

The joe you drink, the way you drink it
Will never be the same again
Let's go through bliss with every last suck
Because of that fabulous joe, yeah
The amount I drink in this life
I can't say why or when
But the thing I say is
Don't steal my joe again!

I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
Not trying to be so bold
Let's not go through Monday without
Just dying to drink some joe, yeah
And we all go drinking it down
No matter how strong, we love those damn coffee grounds
In the hours to come, you'll be closer to fate
Gotta drink more coffee before it's too late!


Forgive me if the pacing is a little off :) Enjoy :)

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AFW - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
I share your coupling to caffeine-ation...and you make a good strong case for it...very well done, here ..555
Anny - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW! I find that I can't go one day without caffeine...it's one of those things I cannot live without, considering I don't drink or smoke...hey everyone's allowed to indulge, right? ;) :) I'm glad you like the parody! :D
Jean-Paul Sartre-Not (Johnny D) - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Hi, I'm Jean-Paul Sartre -- you know me, I used to suffer from grim foreboding, existential angst, and debilitating ennui, until my doctor told me it was just caffeine that was bothering me. So now I drink "Bean-and-Nothingness Coffee", and I get that delicious whole-bean flavor without the caffeine! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a lot of books to re-write.

Oh yes, 555 for zees parody, c'est magnifique.
Anny - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL~~thanks Johnny, or should I say Jean-Paul Sartre-Not! This song was pretty hard to parody just in case you've heard the OS. Thanks AFW and Johnny D for your comments! :D They're greatly appreciated!
Adagio - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm drinking coffee as I read, wonderful first cup of the day. Good parody!
Anny - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio! :D
Annie (Anny) - August 26, 2014 - Report this comment
*facepalm* I read this again with the song playing and I just realized I screwed up a few of the lines by forgetting to add a few of the lines of the song. And I call myself a Hanson fan? Sigh.

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