I am so cranky
Somebody drank my joe
How can I be crying?
I can get coffee right now though

I'm at my desk crying out
Get me some coffee please!
I won't sit around thinking about
The trouble that coffee withdrawal brings

I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
Let's not go through Monday
Without just dying to drink some joe, yeah

The coffee I slurped
The way I chugged it
I hope you love it too
Cause in the day
You can't go wrong
With a good cup or two

We're all at our desk just crying out
Get me some coffee please!
I won't sit around thinking about
The trouble that coffee withdrawal brings, yeah

I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
Let's not go through Monday
Without just dying to drink some joe

And we all go drinking it down
No matter how strong
We love those damn coffee grounds!
Another pot gone
A time closer to fate
Because you know you'll sleep too late!
Too late, yeah

C-C-C-Coffee, C-C-C-C-Coffee, C-C-C-C-Coffee, yeah
C-C-C-C-Coffee, C-C-C-C-Coffee, C-C-C-C-Coffee

The joe you drink, the way you drink it
Will never be the same again
Let's go through bliss with every last suck
Because of that fabulous joe, yeah
The amount I drink in this life
I can't say why or when
But the thing I say is
Don't steal my joe again!

I'm dying to drink some joe, yeah
Not trying to be so bold
Let's not go through Monday without
Just dying to drink some joe, yeah
And we all go drinking it down
No matter how strong, we love those damn coffee grounds
In the hours to come, you'll be closer to fate
Gotta drink more coffee before it's too late!