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Song Parodies -> "Inbred Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Inbred Woman"

Parody Written by:

snsanty

The Lyrics

One from the MoronMafia
Well am I ever
The bar-be-que type
No, I can't snort that primo 'caine
I'd rather smoke crack all night
At my inlaws
Or my outlaws
Or on an internet chatroom date
I got stickers on my car
Bush/Quayle '88
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a flip
I stand butt naked in my front yard
With a cross-eyed baby on my t*t
(chorus)
Cause I'm an inbred woman
Just a no class broad
I'm a product of relations
I say "Hey ma, and hey pa!"
I keep empty beer cans
In my trailer all year long
And I know all the words to every Billy Ray Cyrus song
So here's to my sisters and cousins out there
Keepin it family
Let me get a big HELL YEAH
From the inbred gals like me
(HELL YEAH!)

The Wal-mart underwear
Department is pretty nice
But I buy my stained lingerie
From the Goodwill bin half price
And still look sexy, so sexy
Like Springer guests on tv
I don't need no fancy rags
To make my kin want me
Y'all may think I'm crazy
Brazen and hardcore
But in my neck of Alabammy
I'm just your tramp next door
(chorus)
Hey I'm an inbred woman
Just a no-class broad
I'm a product of relations
I say 'Hey ma and hey pa!'
And I keep my uncle's beer cans
In my trailer all year long
And I know all the words to Jerry Springer's only song
So here's to all my sister's out there keeping it family
Let me get a big HELL YEAH
From the inbred gals like me
(HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH, HELL YEAH, I SAID HELL YEAH!)

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John Barry - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Yee-haw!
Spaff.com - October 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I would've liked to see the chorus vary more from the original, but the verses are really funny.
Matthias - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
More redneck than redneck woman, now that's something you don't read everyday. If'n y'all can.
Catherine - December 05, 2013 - Report this comment
Change "I'm a product of relations I say "Hey ma, and hey pa!" to "I'm a product of relations between a cousin and grandpa" think it'd add a bit more humor to it.

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