On his side of the bed
He's sleeping like a baby
Dreams of dancin' in his head
Lying with his lady
It's a peaceful night
And everything's just fine
On his side of the bed

But on her side of the bed
She witnesses the dyin'
All the bones and severed heads
The demons all are flyin'
And she tries to fend them off
But they never stop
On her side of the bed

And if she falls out
She'll be cast right down
On the flames of the antichrist
Oh but on his side
Everything's just fine
When the lights go out

Now on his side of the bed
He never even noticed
The firey flames of red
Before she goes to sleep at night
She slaughters the undead
With crosses and chains of lead
On her side of the bed

And if she falls out
She'll be cast right down
On the flames of the antichrist
Oh but on his side
Everything's just fine
When the lights go out

Now on his side of the bed
He wakes up and turns to say "I love you" but instead
All he finds are demons and the sheets are torn to shreds
Then the demons fled
On her side of the bed