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Song Parodies -> "Project Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Project Woman"

Parody Written by:

Syncronos

The Lyrics

Well, I ain't never
Been the 'neighborhood' type
But I'll fix us some sweet Kool-aid,
And we'll drink 'Henn' all night
In a night-club or with 'mom-n-em'
Or on my back porch where I stay
I've got posters on my wall
Of Biggie, 'Pac, and Dre
Some people look down on me,
And I don't give a rip
But start sh*t-talking, better watch yo' back, I'ma bust you in yo' lip

'Cause I'm a Project woman
I ain't no high-class ho
I'm just a product of the city
I say, 'Wassup' and 'Yo yo!'
And I wear my bedroom slippers on
My two feet all day long
And I know all the words to every brand new Usher song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it Ghetto
Let me get a big 'wassup!' from all you crazy hoes!
Wassup!
"Wassup!"

Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
But I can buy the same damn thing from a from a crack-head for half price
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those girls on BET
I don't need no fancy draws make my man want me
Well, you might think I'm trashy, but set yo' mind at ease
'Cause in my neck of the woods all the women say "child please!"

'Cause I'm a Project woman
I ain't no high-class ho
I'm just a product of the city
I say, 'Wassup' and 'Yo yo!'
And I wear my bedroom slippers on
My two feet all day long
And I know all the words to every new Beyonce' song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it Ghetto
Let me get a big 'wassup!' from all you crazy hoes!
Wassup!
"Wassup!"

'Cause I'm a Project woman
I ain't no high-class ho
I'm just a product of the city
I say, 'Wassup' and 'Yo yo!'
And I wear my bedroom slippers on
My two feet all day long
And I know all the words to every new Ashanti song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it Ghetto
Let me get a big 'wassup!' from all you crazy hoes!
Wassup!
"Wassup!"
Wassup!
"Wassup!"
Wassup!
"Wassup!"
I said "Wassup!!"

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 16

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Know 1 can hear you dream - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Wassup? You´ve been gone! DKTOS but DK that you´re usually as well paced as someone receptive on Seloken ZOC. Keep it ghetto! 555.
DarkJon64 - September 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good job, sorry to break the "5" pacing streak but I made up for it in the funniness and overall rating! I loved the line on BET and "But start sh*t-talking, better watch yo' back, I'ma bust you in yo' lip"... that part's pacing deserves a 6.5!

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