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Song Parodies -> "Girl Geek Anthem"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Girl Geek Anthem"

Parody Written by:

Starlette Victory

The Lyrics

Go geek girls, go geek girls! Let's show those ditzy wenches who's boss!
Well, I aint never been the Barbie doll type.
Yeah, that blondie look's a pain.
I'd rather read books all night,
And have study groups with my best friends.
I want grades above 98.
I've got some knowledge of Punnet squares and homozygous traits.
Some people look down on me,
But I dont give a rip.
I sit book-buried on my school's front steps,
Me and my friends all know we're hip.

'Cause I'm a Nerd Pride Woman, I ain't no air-head broad.
I've got a mind that's cultivated.
I know about Roman law
An' I keep my Barron's novels on my desk top all year long.
And I know all the words to the Da Vinci's notebook songs.
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin it brainy.
Let me get a big "We Rock" from geek goddesses like me:
WE ROCK! (WE ROCK!)

Girls like Paris Hilton, some boys think they're nice.
Oh, but i can get much more respect, though some say I'm cold as ice.
Smart girls are sexy, (sexy)
Much more sexy, than those models on t.v.
No, i dont need some ditzy vibe, to make my man want me.
You might think I'm bitchy, a little too hard core.
But in my own element, I couldn't ask for more.

'Cause I'm a Nerd Pride Woman, I ain't no air-head broad.
I've got a mind that's cultivated.
I know about Roman law
An' I keep my Barron's novels on my desk top all year long.
And I know all the words to the Da Vinci's notebook songs.
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin it brainy.
Let me get a big "We Rock" from geek goddesses like me:
WE ROCK! (WE ROCK!)

'Cause I'm a Nerd Pride Woman, I ain't no air-head broad.
I've got a mind that's cultivated.
I know about Roman law
An' I keep my Barron's novels on my desk top all year long.
And I know all the words to the Da Vinci's notebook songs.
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin it brainy.
Let me get a big "We Rock" from geek goddesses like me:
WE ROCK! (WE ROCK!)
WE ROCK! (WE ROCK!)
WE ROCK! (WE ROCK!)

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 11

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John Barry - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like this.
Rick D - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree. Nerds rock.
Johnny D - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree, too. My wife and I are both science geeks (we love the arts, too).
Starlette Victory - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks! Yep, Johnny, I'm more of an artsy geek than anything (I read dictionaries.)
Ashkicksass - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I liked it too!
Erin - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, okay, so I'm a comic book geek, but I really enjoyed this song, even though I only half-ass it in school. It really picked me up after I've been feeling kinda self-concious for a few days. Another nice one, Starlette! All 5s!
Starlette Victory - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I hated middle school and kind of zoned out through all my classes, mainly because I had no friends and was *miserable.* Now I'm in a high school that's full of uber-nerds like me...we actually wear it as a badge of honor. Glad I could make you smile. My parodies are mostly complaining about school.
TM - September 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Clever girls are the best girls.

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