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Song Parodies -> "Star Trek Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Star Trek Woman"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Well I ain't never
Been the Alderaan type
No I can't stand that Jar Jar Binks
I'd rather whatch Kirk all night
On a movie, or on the TV show
I wanna hyper-drive all day
I've got posters on my wall of things in outer space
Some people look down on me
And my collector cups
I'll stand bare-naked in the shower stall yellin' "Scottie beam me up!"

Cuz I'm a Star Trek woman, I ain't no Star Wars broad
I've got a thing with outer space
And I say words like "Tacheon"
And I keep my toilet paper cause I can't kill a Kling-on
And I know all the words in every language they put on
So here's to all the Trekkies out there in every country
Let me get a Vulcan hand sign from all you dorks like me

Hail Trek! (Hail Trek!)

Return of the Jedi...
Well that show's real nice
Oh, but I can find the same damn thing on a show called Deep Space Nine
And AT-ST's, don't impress me
And those Ewoks on TV
And C3P0 is such a fag, he made my man want me
You might think I'm crazy
A little too hard-core
But in my tech class at school I'm just the local whore

Hey I'm a Star Trek woman, I ain't no Star Wars broad
I've got a thing with outer space
And I say words like "Tacheon"
And I keep my toilet paper cause I can't kill a Kling-on
And I know all the words in every language they put on
So here's to all the Trekkies out there in every country
Let me get a Vulcan hand sign from all you dorks like me

Hail Trek! (Hail Trek!)

I'm a Star Trek woman, I ain't no Star Wars broad
I've got a thing with outer space
And I say words like "Tacheon"
And I keep my toilet paper cause I can't kill a Kling-on
And I know all the words in every language they put on
So here's to all the Trekkies out there in every country
Let me get a Vulcan hand sign from all you doooooorks like me

Hail Trek! (Hail Trek!)
Hail Trek! (Hail Trek!)
Hail Trek! (Hail Trek!)
I said hail Trek!!!!

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Know 1 can hear you dream - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
You do that in the shower too? IŽm forming the Vulcan hand sign with both hands, amzing they look like Vs, and you know what that is the Roman numeral for, for the third youŽll have to watch me, all of me, in profile. :-)
Slytherin15 - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
The singer's personality is just like mine :) But I'm not just a ST addict, but HP and Foundation too :)

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