Well I ain't never
Been the Alderaan type
No I can't stand that Jar Jar Binks
I'd rather whatch Kirk all night
On a movie, or on the TV show
I wanna hyper-drive all day
I've got posters on my wall of things in outer space
Some people look down on me
And my collector cups
I'll stand bare-naked in the shower stall yellin' "Scottie beam me up!"

Cuz I'm a Star Trek woman, I ain't no Star Wars broad
I've got a thing with outer space
And I say words like "Tacheon"
And I keep my toilet paper cause I can't kill a Kling-on
And I know all the words in every language they put on
So here's to all the Trekkies out there in every country
Let me get a Vulcan hand sign from all you dorks like me

Hail Trek! (Hail Trek!)

Return of the Jedi...
Well that show's real nice
Oh, but I can find the same damn thing on a show called Deep Space Nine
And AT-ST's, don't impress me
And those Ewoks on TV
And C3P0 is such a fag, he made my man want me
You might think I'm crazy
A little too hard-core
But in my tech class at school I'm just the local whore

Hey I'm a Star Trek woman, I ain't no Star Wars broad
I've got a thing with outer space
And I say words like "Tacheon"
And I keep my toilet paper cause I can't kill a Kling-on
And I know all the words in every language they put on
So here's to all the Trekkies out there in every country
Let me get a Vulcan hand sign from all you dorks like me

Hail Trek! (Hail Trek!)

I'm a Star Trek woman, I ain't no Star Wars broad
I've got a thing with outer space
And I say words like "Tacheon"
And I keep my toilet paper cause I can't kill a Kling-on
And I know all the words in every language they put on
So here's to all the Trekkies out there in every country
Let me get a Vulcan hand sign from all you doooooorks like me

Hail Trek! (Hail Trek!)
Hail Trek! (Hail Trek!)
Hail Trek! (Hail Trek!)
I said hail Trek!!!!