Well, I have always had a barbie girl act
I wear big earrings, snap my gum, and as a matter of fact
I like candles, 16 candles, and even pretty in pink
This new outfit like totally matches my makeup, don't you think?
Some people look down on me, but I don't really care
I'll stand there giggling in my close knit group with some ribbons in my hair

Cause i'm a valley girl, I aint no ordinary broad
I'm just a product of the 80's i say, "gag me" and "oh my god"
And I wear my skirt and leggings on my body all year long
And I know all the words to every bananarama song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it 80's
Let me get an "oh my god" from the valley girls like me (oh my god)

Shopping at Kmart, Thats grody to the max
I'll use daddies credit card and i'll go shop at Sax
I Know I'm ditzy, way more ditzy, than most girls on tv
but if I act real ditzy then the guys will notice me
Well you might think im trashy, a little 80's whore
But way out here in beverly hills i'm just the girl next door

Cause i'm a valley girl, I aint no ordinary broad
I'm just a product of the 80's i say, "gag me" and "oh my god"
And I wear my skirt and leggings on my body all year long
And I know all the words to every toni basil song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it 80's
Let me get an "oh my god" from the valley girls like me (oh my god)

Cause i'm a valley girl, I aint no ordinary broad
I'm just a product of the 80's i say, "gag me" and "oh my god"
And I wear my skirts and leggings on my body all year long
And I know all the words to every Cyndi Lauper song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it 80's
Let me get an "oh my god" from the valley girls like me (oh my god)
oh my god (oh my god)
oh my god
like oh my god