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Song Parodies -> "Fat Ass Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Ass Woman"

Parody Written by:

Sarah 'Biggie' Sloan

The Lyrics

I wrote this parody to perform in my high school theatre class. I thought I'd upload it, as I adore it.
Well I ain't never
Been the Barbie Doll Type
And I can't eat that
Fruit Parfait
I'd rather clog an artery
With a Big Mac
A Quarter Pounder Meal
Or a scrumptious T-Bone Steak
And Taco Bell's my favorite food
‘Cause they stay open late

Now you might think I'm ugly
And now my jeans have ripped
I'll eat stale Pringles a damn week old
With lard as my dip

Cause I'm a fat ass woman
And I ain't no Bulimic slob
I slurp down a tub of Cool Whip
I say "Taco Bell's the bomb"!
I can't see my feet no more
Or run and keep my breath
And I don't need you mouthin' me
I'm causin' my own death

So here's to all my cream puffs
Out there keepin' it wheezy
Let me get a big eclaire
For the fat ass girls like me

Well Hardee's ain't bad
Their food's real nice
But I can dine at the Magic Wok
And load up on fried rice
When I drink Pepsi
I get Sketchy
And no guy would want me
No they don't want no broke down mule
Who's had three coronaries
Now you might think I'm ugly
A little more than obese
Between Steak Escape and Burger King
My heart's about to seize

Cause I'm a fat ass woman
And I ain't no Bulimic slob
I slurp down a tub of Cool Whip
I say "Taco Bell's the bomb"!
I can't see my feet no more
Or run and keep my breath
And I don't need you mouthin' me
I'm causin' my own death
So here's to all my cream puffs
Out there keepin' it wheezy
Let me get a big eclaire
For the fat ass girls like me

Cause I'm a fat ass woman
And I ain't no Bulimic slob
I slurp down a tub of Cool Whip
I say "Taco Bell's the bomb"!
I can't see my feet no more
Or run and keep my breath
And I don't need you mouthin' me
I'm causin' my own death
So here's to all my cream puffs
Out there keepin' it wheezy
Let me get a big eclaire
For the fat ass girls like me
I hope noone takes offense to this, as I am obese and I find it fine. Besides, it's all in the name of fun.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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alvin rhodes - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
masterfully written and clever...5s
Michael E Cormier - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with alvin. Good work. 555
Below Average Dave - January 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I am a lover of Fat parodies, I view them as tributes to those of us who are born to be alive, not that I wouldn't mind losing a few pounds. . .but there is nothing wrong with being fat. . .555 for you, the title is what grabbed my attention, thought maybe it was my lesbian friend from high school.
John Lomain - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I liked this parody too.

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