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Song Parodies -> "Chain Smoker"

Original Song Title:

"Homewrecker"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Chain Smoker"

Parody Written by:

Eric J. Edlund

The Lyrics

Written while on deployment in Iraq 01 MAY 2006. I smoke and everyone calls me a "chain smoker". I started humming it while walking from work to my quarters one evening. The song just came alive and I had to write it down.
You've got your sleeve rolled up with a pack of Kools.
Your ashtray's full in your beater car.
You brag to all your friends at work.
Yeah, you ran twenty feet and you're breathin' hard.

Your mouth smells like an ashtray,
Like week old rotten meat.
You drive everyone crazy,
"Cause you smell like feet.
____ ____ ____ ____

You're just a - Chain Smoker.
You don't know what you're doin'.
You thinkin' that you're looking pretty hot.
But you're not.

You burnt another hole in your sweater.
It should teach you a lesson.
You just keep on ashin' in your hand,
And wipe it on your pants.

No, you're just a – Chain Smoker.
____ ____ ____ ____

Sure you been smoking for a long, long time.
Switched your brand three times.
You know that's great.

So before you go and light up two,
Maybe me and you should get a few things straight.

There's two ways you can light them.
Alone or side by side.
We can smoke "em in the house,
Or we can smoke "em outside.
____ ____ ____ ____

You little – Chain Smoker.
You don't know what you're doin'.
You're thinkin' that you're lookin' pretty hot.
But you're not.

You burnt another hole in your sweater.
It should teach you a lesson.
If you keep on ashin' in your hand.
And wipe it on your pants.

Oh, you're just a – Chain Smoker.
____ ____ ____ ____

Now – I know you like smokin'.
But if you keep it up.
You might get the cancer.
Till you can't breathe enough,
To even suck it up.
____ ____ ____ ____

Yeah, you little – Chain Smoker.
I hope you learned your lesson.
If you keep on ashin' in your hand.
And wipe it on your pants.

Oh you're just a – Chain Smoker
Yeah, you're just a – Chain Smoker
Chain Smoker

I don't currently have the ability to record any of my parodies. If anyone would like to record any of them, feel free. Just let me know because, I would like to hear them and get a copy of them. Thankseric.edlund@yahoo.com

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Royce Miller - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Eric, I don't know this original song, but I think you've done a good job here, on this parody, and I want to tell you thanks for serving our country.
Eric J. Edlund - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Royce, Thanks for your comment. And thanks for your support.
JEFF - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
buhahaha you will have to sing this one to me when you get back!!

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