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Song Parodies -> "Highclass Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Highclass Woman"

Parody Written by:

Autumntemptation

The Lyrics

Well I ain't never been the trailer trash type
No i can't drink that moonshine crap I'd rather drink cosmos Yeah,
In a dance club or in jet plane or on an escalade tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Monroe, Nelly and Me
Most people look up to me and Yes I give a damn
I'll stand barefooted in my jacuzzi while you wash my floor you hick

Cause I'm a high class woman
I aint no trailer trash bitch
I'm just a product of money
and I say "hello" and " Good evening "
I keep my louis vatton bag
On my arm for all night long
And I know all the words to every Madonna song
So here's to all my girlz out there keeping it like me
Let me get a big Hellz yeah for all the high class galz like me!

Victorias secrert, yes their stuff is nice
But all you can afford is on a walmart shelf half price
Yes I look sexy, very sexy as those models on tv
Because I have a designer tag and your man wants me
You might think I'm honest and you are not hardcore
Cause in my neck of the woods I'll kick your ass next door


Cause I'm a high class woman
I aint no trailer trash bitch
I'm just a product of money
and I say "hello" and " Good evening "
I keep my louis vatton bag
On my arm for all night long
And I know all the words to every janet jackson song
So here's to all my girlz out there keeping it like me
Let me get a big Hellz yeah for all the high class galz like me!

Cause I'm a high class woman
I aint no trailer trash biOtch
I'm just a product of money
and I say "hello" and " Good evening "
I keep my louis vatton bag
On my arm for all night long
And I know all the words to every britney song
So here's to all my girlz out there keeping it like me
Let me get a big Hellz yeah for all the rich ass galz like me!

Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah
I SAID SCREW YOU!

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Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 7

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Mom - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
This song has no flow to it, too choppy, and no actual "high class women" are going to think it's funny, and neither will the "redneck women". Needs work.

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