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Song Parodies -> "Right-Wing Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Right-Wing Woman"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

Well I aint never
been the belly ache type
no I don't sling no slimy spin
or fill folks heads with hype
in a protest - like a spoiled brat
to kill babies left and right
I've got posters on my wall of Reagan, Bush and Rice
the majority agree with me
the rest don't give a rip
I'll stand proud with my US flag to give you gals a tip

'cause i'm a right wing woman
I aint no liberal broad
I'm just a product of smart thinkin
and I say "GOP no flaw"
and I keep my country's flag on my front porch all year long
and I know all the words to every patriotic song
so here's to all my sisters out there keeping it Right Wing
let me get a big "heck yea" from the Right Wing girls like me
heck yea
heck yea

promote marijuana
well that's not real nice
and backing up them pedophiles - well not for any price
and all that welfare
and the scams now
2-billion yearly fraud
and all those folks seeing entitlements for sitting 'round like dogs
you might have no morals
and you learn from your TV
but I've learned all my values from
the Man hung on that tree

'cause I'm a right wing woman
I aint no liberal broad
I'm just a product of smart thinkin
and I say "GOP no flaw"
and I keep my country's flag on my front porch all year long
and I know all the words to every patriotic song
so here's to all my sisters out there keeping it Right Wing
let me get a big "heck yea" from the right Wing girls like me
heck yea
heck yea

(repeat chorus)

heck yea
heck yea
heck yea
heck yea

I said heck yea!

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john ulvang - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job making conservatives look ridiculous! "GOP, no flaw"! Great sarcasm!!! Wave that REDneck,WHITEtrash,and BLUEcollar proudly!!!!555 Even though, as a conservative I'm a little offended, but hey, funny is funny!
Adagio - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like this part..."but I've learned all my values from the Man hung on that tree ". heck yea
PMS - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Heard the OS only once so I can't vote. But loved the sentiments expressed.
Michael Pacholek - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
What's the difference between the Republicans and the country they govern? The Republicans are morally bankrupt, the country is just bankrupt.
Linda - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
...But the left wing for pedophiles, for illegal drug use, killing helpless innocent babies, they are pro-criminal and anti-victim, use dirty tricks, lying, propaganda and hate campaigns to win (lack of a real platform), anti-military, pro-terrorists, anti-God, Christian hating, and have the likes of Ted Kennedy, moral bankrupts, Kerry, a KKK member, crooks, sleazy slob Moore, the ACLU and moveon org on their side â€" but THEY are the upstanding citizens… oh Gosh Michael, you are one brainwashed little black sheep.
Phil Alexander - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda - a question for you from across the pond: you talk about the Left for dirty tricks, why was it during the last election campaign there was a staggering amount anti-Kerry propaganda which almost invariably was proven to be lies? As an outside observer, the level of anti-Kerry hysteria seemed totally ridiculous, so to suggest dirty tricks are solely the realm of the Left would imply that there might be another brainwashed little black sheep around...
Michael Pacholek - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I realize this is hopeless, but... We don't protect pedophiles, that's right-winger Bernard Cardinal Law. We are not for illegal drug use, that's cokehead George W. Bush. We are not for killing babies, the way Bush does in Iraq. Pro-criminal and anti-victim? I'd tell you to look in the mirror, but you probably don't have a reflection. Dirty tricks? Like WHAT? Lying? Democrats don't have to lie. The truth is on our side. Lack of a real platform? Hey, we haven't nominated three straight candidates who haven't READ our party's platform. (Dole admitted he hadn't, and Bush admitted he doesn't read.) Anti-military? We're not sending our armed forces to die for Bush's lies. Pro-terrorist? What terrorist are we pro-? Come on, name one. Anti-God? Bush has broken every Commandment except adultery -- that he left for brother Neil. Christian hating? We don't hate anyone, only what they do, and that makes them quite un-Christian. Ted Kennedy? More moral any day than Bush. John Kerry? The better man last year. A KKK member? Robert Byrd apologized, Trent Lott has not. Michael Moore? I'll take him any day over the fatter drug addict Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Bill O'Really? No, I'm not a sheep. As I said to "Alex," quoting Samuel L. Jackson... you're The Weak, and I'm trying -- real hard -- to be the shepherd.
Linda - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, so defensive - one has to wonder why!
SNSANTY - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Look at what former Republician presidential candidate Pat Robertson said yesterday! Isn't that just a bit over the edge calling for the assination of the Venezulain president. That party is one big farce! It's nothing about what Abe Lincoln stood for! Look at the approval stats for Bush! If Kerry won last year we'd be out of Iraq and the senseless death of nearly 2,000 Americans and countless Iraqui civilians! God Bless Cindy Sheehan and all the other families who have lost relatives in Iraq. It's just another Vietnam! A good paradoy song for this website should be: "War is Stupid, Bush is Stupid". I love this country, am anti abortion (personally), think convicted child sex offenders deserve to be castrated and rot away out of society, yet I am proud to call myself a moderate Democrat. I want my children to have a future in the U.S.A.!
Linda - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
SNSANTY = fitting name.
Big G - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
First I'd like to ask Linda (i assume it's the same as the author.) to marry me. I find that MIcheal seems to like quoting Kitty Kelly, she is a liar. Her own source denied saying it. What's next are you going to belive the lies of Kathrine Hanson?
Linda - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Big G - Ah geeze, I am flattered!
Vic - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Right Wing Moron
Opie - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody! It is funny how the left gets so violently defensive when you poke fun at them. ;-) I think it is insecurity coupled with stupidity.
Linda - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Opie, -- Thanks! -- I think you are right; it’s the insecurity, stupidity and the fact that they must stay true to form and keep up with their constant use of double standards. I also agree with you when you say that they get "violently defensive" â€" it is funny! -- It is also funny to imagine them reading an anti-democrat or pro-republican parody of any kind. I can almost visualize them with their temples all inflamed from the pressure of their bulging blood vessels. -- They do love and think hysterical those anti-republican parodies, however, now those are brilliant! If a parody repeats the words "republicans are stupid and dumb", had no sense of pace and was not even close to the org. song, it would be a masterpiece in their simple minds. It’s all-good though â€" I have come to understand that given their remedial mentality, they can't really help their disabilities!

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