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Song Parodies -> "Old Wrecker"

Original Song Title:

"Home Wrecker"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Old Wrecker"

Parody Written by:

Kevin Dunlap

The Lyrics

I am a local race car driver and a huge nascar fan. This is something I came up with due to personal experiences and past nascar encounters. I hope you enjoy. It's a little extended from the radio version, but I like it this way better.
Well you're a real young driver with a win or two,
Got a real good sponsor and a fancy car
You're up front nearly every week
Yeah, you're winnin' races like it ain't that hard
But now you're runnin' with me, takin' the outside
You tried to cut me off, so I hit ya in the side

So get the
Old-Wrecker
Just what were you thinkin'
You think you're gonna ruin my right front,
Well you're not
You're just some
Bed-Wetter
You're out here just pretendin'
If you go messin' with the man
You don't stand a chance
Better get the
Old-Wrecker

I've been ridin' for a long, long time
But boy that's all fine
I'll just sit and wait
I know you're gonna try to hit me back
But before all that we should get things straight
There's two ways we can end this
I'll let you decide
They can tow you from the front
Or they can tow you from behind

With the
Old-Wrecker
You think that I'm jokin'
Your car will be smokin' when I'm through,
with you
Yeah you know ya
Sho'-Better
Think about your future
This ain't no computer Sim Racing
It's gonna sting
When they get the
Old-Wrecker

Wanna put me in the wall now
Try to make me crash
But when you turn into me
I let off the gas, and now you're in the grass

Radio the
Old-Wrecker
Call the fire and rescue
To think I went and wrecked you just for fun,
now you're done
Stupid little
Go-Getter
Let that be a lesson
When you go to messin' with the man,
You don't stand a chance
Better get the
Old-Wrecker





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Royce Miller - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't say I know Gretchen Wilson songs too much, (go figure, I'm living near Nashville and don't care much about country music); anyway, I also like Nascar and see you put your heart into this parody. We have a speedway near here, but it's Busch series, not Winston Cup.

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