Song Parodies -> Here for the Potty
| Original Song Title: | "Here for the Party" |
| Original Performer: | Gretchen Wilson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Here for the Potty" |
| Parody Written by: | Ed Miller & The Cascade Cowboys |
With going to a party also goes the use of the bathroom (too much beer), so kind of a natural parody.
Well I'm a 64 ounce double big gulp drinking son of a gun
And I've been known to have a dozen cups of coffee 'fore my morning's done
I've had so many beers that I can hardly stand
It's not 'cause I'm drunk, it's 'cause I need the can
You know I'm here for the potty
And I ain't leaving til my bladder's dry
I need in line first or I'm gonna burst
You know I'm here, I'm here for the potty
I'm sure you'all have heard the question "donde esta el bano?"
It's how you ask to find the bathroom when you're in Mexico
Call it the pot or the john, I'll take a bush or a tree
Some private in place where I can relieve
You know I'm here for the potty
And I ain't leaving til my body's dry
Nature's calling now, and it's calling loud
You know I'm here, I'm here for the potty
Promise to lift up the seat and put it down when I'm done
Won't leave a mess, it's only number one
I, I, I, ahhh
I came here for the potty
Now I'm leaving 'cause I've done my thing
Next time I'll wear Depends, I won't embarass my friends
Well I came here, I came here for the potty
And I've been known to have a dozen cups of coffee 'fore my morning's done
I've had so many beers that I can hardly stand
It's not 'cause I'm drunk, it's 'cause I need the can
You know I'm here for the potty
And I ain't leaving til my bladder's dry
I need in line first or I'm gonna burst
You know I'm here, I'm here for the potty
I'm sure you'all have heard the question "donde esta el bano?"
It's how you ask to find the bathroom when you're in Mexico
Call it the pot or the john, I'll take a bush or a tree
Some private in place where I can relieve
You know I'm here for the potty
And I ain't leaving til my body's dry
Nature's calling now, and it's calling loud
You know I'm here, I'm here for the potty
Promise to lift up the seat and put it down when I'm done
Won't leave a mess, it's only number one
I, I, I, ahhh
I came here for the potty
Now I'm leaving 'cause I've done my thing
Next time I'll wear Depends, I won't embarass my friends
Well I came here, I came here for the potty
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I ask, "Where is the water closet"?
I was gonna do the same parody! You beat me to it!!!
heck why didnt cledus t. judd do this first? i think he's gettin slow i his old age!
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