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Song Parodies -> "Here for the Potty"

Original Song Title:

"Here for the Party"

Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Here for the Potty"

Parody Written by:

Ed Miller & The Cascade Cowboys

The Lyrics

With going to a party also goes the use of the bathroom (too much beer), so kind of a natural parody.
Well I'm a 64 ounce double big gulp drinking son of a gun
And I've been known to have a dozen cups of coffee 'fore my morning's done
I've had so many beers that I can hardly stand
It's not 'cause I'm drunk, it's 'cause I need the can

You know I'm here for the potty
And I ain't leaving til my bladder's dry
I need in line first or I'm gonna burst
You know I'm here, I'm here for the potty

I'm sure you'all have heard the question "donde esta el bano?"
It's how you ask to find the bathroom when you're in Mexico
Call it the pot or the john, I'll take a bush or a tree
Some private in place where I can relieve

You know I'm here for the potty
And I ain't leaving til my body's dry
Nature's calling now, and it's calling loud
You know I'm here, I'm here for the potty

Promise to lift up the seat and put it down when I'm done
Won't leave a mess, it's only number one

I, I, I, ahhh

I came here for the potty
Now I'm leaving 'cause I've done my thing
Next time I'll wear Depends, I won't embarass my friends
Well I came here, I came here for the potty
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2Eagle - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I ask, "Where is the water closet"?
Matthias - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I was gonna do the same parody! You beat me to it!!!
eleventeen - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
heck why didnt cledus t. judd do this first? i think he's gettin slow i his old age!

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