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Song Parodies -> "Smith College Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Smith College Woman"

Parody Written by:

Laura Shute

The Lyrics

Well I ain't never been the man loving type
No, I can't swig that cow derived milk, I'd rather drink soy all night
In a vegan restaurant or a sushi bar or the county court house gate
I've got posters on my wall of Monroe, Electra, I'm not straight!
Some sexists look down on me, but in these sandals I won't trip
I stand on the campus yard with an earthy satchel on my hip
Cause I'm a Smith college woman
I ain't I no UMASS partying broad
I won't be no product of sorority hazing
I say, " play softball" and " I'll study the law"
And I keep my desk-side light on
Reading "The Awakening" all night long
And I know all the words to every Melissa Etheridge song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it Smithie
Let me get a big " hell yeah" from the Smith College girls like me, hell yeah
Stop and Shop, well their stuffs real nice
Oh, but I can buy the same damn thing on a Bread and Circus shelf half price
And be more healthy, much more healthy, much more healthy, then those models on T.V.
No I don't need no animal product makeup to make any of the worlds hypocrites want me
Well you might think I'm crunchy, have too much granola to store
But In my neck of the campus, I'm just the girl next door
I'm a smithie woman
I ain't no prissy broad
I'm just a product of Northeast raising
I say, " eat in the dining hall" and " my scalp got burnt raw!"
And I keep my desk-side light on
Reading "B***h" magazine all night long
And I know all the words to every Sarah Mclauchlan song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it smithie
Let me get a big hell yeah from all the Smith College girls like me, hell yeah
I'm a Smith College woman
And I ain't no submissive broad
My anger with the Tibetan government is blazing
I say, " You'll regret that cat call" and " I don't need a straw"
And I keep my desk-side light on
Writing angry songs all night long
And I know all the words to every Janis Joplin song
So heres to all my sisters out there keeping it smithie
Let me get a big "hell yeah" I'm the Smith College girls like me , hell yeah
hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell Yeah
I said hell yeah!


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Right Wing Guy - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but these lyrics are excellent.
I would have preferred to read about a student in some fictional "Extreme Feminist U" or something, rather than see the students of a honorable institution stereotyped, though of course that would have made this parody somewhat less effective...
For some reason, the stereotype of them being socially aware granola-eating lefty intellectuals seems perfectly withing the realm of humor and artistic license to me, while on the other hand, generalizing them as a bunch of lesbians seems slightly offensive -- that may well be a reflection of some latent homophobia on my part...
Anyway... thanks for indulging my thinking out loud... and giving me something to think about
;-) Peace.
Smith College Woman - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't forget Pine Mattress.
John Barry - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the original either, but this is great! I used to date a girl from the girls' prep school (can't remember the name) around the corner from Smith.
Ravyn Rant - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, but this was hilarious! Q. How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! :)
Popova Meadows - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is fabulous. You have a lot of talent! I laughed until I thought I was going to pass out. Keep up the good work!!!!!
girro - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious! One of my good friends is at Smith.

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