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Song Parodies -> "Drink Up"

Original Song Title:

"Redneck Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gretchen Wilson

Parody Song Title:

"Drink Up"

Parody Written by:

Frankie

The Lyrics

Well, I ain't ever been the sober-bitch type
You know I'll swig that sweet champagne, I'll also drink beer all night
At a party, or at a friends house, or in my own room all alone
You know I'll drink anywhere,
I'm hardly ever home
Some people look down on me
Because I'm always ripped
Last night I ran into a wall
Then I fell and broke my hip

I got my long neck bottle, I don't need much else
Walk into a liquor store and buy everything on the shelf
I'm floatin' in my bottle
Singin my Jack Daniel's song
And I'm so drunk my Christmas lights stay on all Goddam year long
So here's to all my bitches that been drinkin' up like me
Let's get so drunk that we all fall and everybody sees
Drink up!

D&S liquor
Well their stuff is good
Oh but I drank so much more than I ever thought I would
And I'm plastered
Oh so plastered
Like those drunkards on TV
Drank 1/5 of vodka
Now I can't even see
You call me an alchi
Say when I'm drunk I cause fights
But you were drunk just last night
Bitch, take your own advice
Some people look down on me
Because I'm always ripped
Last night I ran into a wall
Then I fell and broke my hip

I got my long neck bottle, I don't need much else
Walk into a liquor store and buy everything on the shelf
I'm floatin' in my bottle
Singin my Jack Daniel's song
And I'm so drunk my Christmas lights stay on all Goddam year long
So here's to all my bitches that been drinkin' up like me
Let's get so drunk that we all fall and everybody sees
Drink up!

I got my long neck bottle, I don't need much else
Walk into a liquor store and buy everything on the shelf
I'm floatin' in my bottle
Singin my Jack Daniel's song
And I'm so drunk my Christmas lights stay on all Goddam year long
So here's to all my bitches that been drinkin' up like me
Let's get so drunk that we all fall and everybody sees
Drink up!

Drink up
Drink up
Drink up
Drink up
I SAID DRINK UP!!!



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Pacing: 3.5
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Arwen - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm still debating my vote on this one...but I have to admit that the "I fell and broke my hip" line was hilarious!!
Frankie - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Arwen :)
DarkJon64 - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved that line too, as well as a bunch more, unfortnuately I had trouble singing along to the original as the pacing was quite off, even though it was great in some places.

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