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Song Parodies -> "Full Graveyard Of Clichéd Screams"

Original Song Title:

"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Full Graveyard Of Clichéd Screams"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

A remix of Stuart McArthur's Film.Cliche.Fan Rhapsody , See how many Hollywood Horror Clichés inside as you can!
I'll take the shortcut home
The only one cuts past these few tombstones
Fence has caught my clothes
And its thundering, I might get soaked

I hear a lady shriek
In the full graveyard of the deceased
Wind makes the trees creak
And now I start to run, for why don't know

I heard a moan
I heard a moan

I heard a moan
Godzilla?

My stalker's the homely one, that stalks behind me
My stalker's heart, is freaking loud, hear beating
Right now I wish I'd run, but legs are binding
Till scream, Death is postponed

"Ahh-Ahh!
Sa-aw!
Ya-ah!
Chainsaw!

Ahh-Ahh!
Ga-ah!
Whaaa!!!"

I'm running for my life
Shack can hide me in here for some time
Slammed the door to shrine
Got cobwebbed so bad I start to choke

Hear a breathe behind
That's f*cked up, because the freak's outside
Lost my vital signs
I turn around and bye, I just got stoned

I'm wrapped in rope
I'm wrapped in rope

I'm wrapped in rope
I'm wrapped up

My stalker has no gun so plans chainsaw me
The roaring starts and I'm so close to bleeding
His crime's finished, scene one bewarer saves me
What luck! Clichéd I know

Boooooo!
Boooooo!
Boooooo!
Booooo-Boooo!

Booooo!
Booooo!
Boooooooooo!!!

Guy states his quote
"I told ya"

(Horrifying instrumental in which Matthias and the Bewarer escape)

My savoir seemed to fleet
From this full graveyard of the deceased
A black cat just leaped
I think I had enough, said "Ta-Ta"

The exit gate has come it bars confine me
Not the worst part, that killer guy's repeating
Sometimes I wish my car'd stop stalling
Amen! Clichéd I Groan!

(The killer creeps up to Matthias in the stalling car, with the chainsaw raised up above his head, and starts scraping the door when the car starts up, and takes off)

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John Barry - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
A bouleversement to read. Quakingly I give you fives.
Jack Wilson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this rules 555!
Agrimorfee - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Halloween 2006 came way early.555
daniel - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
wwhat the hell is that sopost to be about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Matthias - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Daniel, I think it's pretty obvious....
2Eagle - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
9/11 must be inspiring to get a head start on Halloween.
alvin rhodes - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
hysterical
Jaime - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
"Slammed the door to shrine Got cobwebbed so bad I start to choke" the choke was funny, but entirely threw off the rhyme something like 'Got cob webs in m eyes' or darn cobwebs make me blind that wouldve helped
The Charnstar - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! That was GREAT! GREAT change from the OS, that I didn't like at all LOL! But dude, that was AWESOME! 5-5-5
Lime - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Lovely lovely lovely! 555 =D
Stuart McArthur - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
wow, great work Matthias, I was actually reading faster to see what was going to happen like with a thriller novel - perfect OS for it too - 555
Kristof Robertson - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Great narrative, great fun...you just keep getting better, Matty! 555
TJC - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Cliche but never passe!
Matthias - September 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Guys, have some King-Sized bars on me!
Spaff.com - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
What Stu said. And remember, Matthias: you can shoot, stab, decapitate, drown, and blow up the killer, but he'll still have enough energy to come at you one more time, and just when you think everything's safe.
Michael Pacholek - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sure you're just happy to be here, hoping you can help out the website. Clearly, you take things one parody at a time. You put your pants on one leg at a time, give it your best shot, and, the Good Lord willing, things will work out. A really good parody, and a GREAT title.
Matthias - September 15, 2006 - Report this comment
-Spaff you said it perfectly, Horror Movie killers are like Willie E Coyote. -Ahhh so close and yet so far Mike, I don't wear pants when I write parodies, heh
Michael Pacholek - September 18, 2006 - Report this comment
More info than I needed, Matthias!
FREAKI - September 22, 2006 - Report this comment
FREAKIN GOOD STUFF! You earned your full fives, sang this at camp two days back, the laughter was louder than my singing
The Charnstar - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) As above
Red Ant - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry for missing this when you first posted it. Excellent work here, Matthias, I so love Halloween themed parodies.
tomario - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
nice one matthias a howling 555
Agrimorfee - November 01, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween '06) see above
The Charnstar - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) As above
Red Ant - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) See above!
Michael McVey - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Is this about a hunted house (lol)? 5's.--MM
Jack Wilson - November 13, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) AWESOME job,ocne again! 555!
Johnny D - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(Halloween) It's great when clichés are cleverly trashed like that!
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
This song has been recorded at badave.com/recordings/parody.php?st=173 for those interested in hearing it.
stuart mcarthur - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) wow, I'd forgotten this one, matthias, and thanks for the shout-out at the top - you might have been stuck in that shack with the zombies approaching, but at least you had a cowering bikini-clad 17-y-o nymphette in there with you
bobpiecheese - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Some odd grammar in places, but overall brilliant!
Cat - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Heh! I was expecting at LEAST one demon child in there, but this was still great. I laughed at "Godzilla." (But I must ask, was "savoir" like savoir faire, or a misspelling of "savior?")
Jeff Reuben - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Lots of fun, loved the OS, and loved the cliches. Sorry I missed this the first time around.
Mikey Squirrel - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- This was SCREAMingly good stuff here, Matthias. You can never get tired of those SPOOKtacular cliches. And what a BOOtiful recording, too.

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