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Song Parodies -> "How 'Bout Them Callgirls?"

Original Song Title:

"How 'Bout Them Cowgirls?"

Original Performer:

George Strait

Parody Song Title:

"How 'Bout Them Callgirls?"

Parody Written by:

Greg Swartzentruber

The Lyrics

How ‘Bout Them Call Girls?

I’ve found the girls near the Rio Grande ‘n in Yellowstone
They may've seen first-hand Viagra fail
Worked the strip in Vegas
I found one or two down in Key Biscayne
Up in Chi-town, even Bangor, Maine
Yeah I've done ‘em all
And all I can say is

Chorus:
How 'bout them callgirls
Hope they don’t give me somethin'
Big, tall, short, small girls
They won’t lay down for nothin'
They’re for-hire “right-now-girls”
May be 3 billion women on this big, old round world
But how 'bout them callgirls

They’ve ridden dudes up in Steamboat Springs
Pulled a chain outside Abilene
Straddled soft and hard
Taken virginity
And they’ve been 'neath some big, fat guys
And they’ll spread for fame, sat on some well-known faces

Chorus

Boy, they may do you or they may do me
They’ll whip you too if you pay their fee
It’s mainly men, but girls can treat themselves
And they don’t give change, just know how to ride
Bottom, top or even on their side
But you pay 'em right and they'll lay you like no on else

How 'bout them callgirls
Hope they don’t give me somethin'
Big, tall, short, small girls
It’s sex without the lovin'
They’re for-hire “right-now-girls”
May be 3 billion women on this big, old round world
But how 'bout them callgirls

How 'bout ‘em boys?

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Tallgirl - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
How about them tall girls ?? ~ Love you Tim McGraw ~ Keep your Faith, guy !

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