Song Parodies -> They'll Tell You a Simile

Original Song Title:

"She'll Leave You With a Smile"

Original Performer:

George Strait

  
Parody Song Title:

"They'll Tell You a Simile"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

At first you and your girlfriend talked to each other, just then
Your ex-girlfriend Emily, so she'll tell you a simile
"You're being furry as a fox, and you're not strong as an ox."
Things get a little comely, might as well tell her a simile

Well, you can't bark like a dog, but you can hop like a frog
Though you cna't croak like a frog, and you were as busy as a bee but not as mighty as a mouse
One day your stepbrother arrived, being French like a small fry
For now, you would be insulted, 'cause he'll tell you a simile

Why running like a rabbit? You should break a bad habit
Like a imprisoned inmate, somehow your yawns had roared like a lion, looking yellow like a lemon
Better red than dead, my fellow, better mellow than yellow
Everybody around you, they'll each tell you a simile
So you know, you've been facing many kinds of similes
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