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Song Parodies -> "Stacy's Thong"

Original Song Title:

"Stacy's Mom"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fountains of Wayne

Parody Song Title:

"Stacy's Thong"

Parody Written by:

Jared

The Lyrics

A little more risque than what I usually do, but not in a bad way...by the way, if you don't get the song's final punclhline..you haven't been AmIRighting long enough ;)
Stacy's thong is barely staying on
Stacy's thong is barely staying on
Stacy's thong is barely staying on
Stacy's thong is barely staying on

Stacy, where the heck did you by that thing? (Buy that thing)
Don't you realize thongs are suypposed to cling (Supposed to cling)
I'm looking at that thing, it's not the riight size (The right size)
Everybody's staring, look in their eyes (In their eyes)

You should call the store
Cause that thong doesn't fit
And trust me it's too big
When I look at it!

Stacy's thong is barely staying on
She takes two steps, it's at risk of being gone
Stacy can't you see, that must be size thirty-three
The size card must be wrong, 'cause I could fit in Stacy's thong

Stacy's thong is barely staying on
Stacy's thong is barely staying on

How the heck is she keeping it up? (Keeping it up)
That thing's falling off, when will it stop? (When wiill it stop?)
It jsut doesn't fit, but Stacy, you know (Stacy, you know?)
It might fit,, on some random sumo (Some random sumo)

I know it doesn't fit; hey Stacy, do you see
There' d be extra room for two of my friends and me!

Stacy's thong is barely staying on
She takes two steps, it's at risk of being gone
Stacy can't you see, that must be size forty-three
The size card must be wrong, 'cause I could fit in Stacy's thong

Stacy's thong is barely staying on
She takes two steps, it's at risk of being gone
Stacy can't you see, that must be size fifty-three
The size card must be wrong, 'cause I could fit in

Stacy's thong
It's so baggy
Stacy's thong
It's a big one
Stacy's thong you see, is about size sixty-three
By the size of that thong, it must belong to Tracy's mom.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thong sunk through, it seems Jared knows one.
Agrimorfee - January 05, 2004 - Report this comment
444 for you, in spite of JChickster.
Joelle - January 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This made me laugh! 5's for you!
Ros Stavros - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Suypposed? Better use that spell check again.
Brad Pendelton - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Pay no attention to Ros....funny stuff!

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