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Song Parodies -> "Spock and Humphrey Bogart Make Love"

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Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Spock and Humphrey Bogart Make Love"

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The Lyrics

(Mr. Bogart is in his bedroom. Suddenly, a beam appears and Spock is there)! Humphrey Bogart: Gee whiz! What is this ugly wierdo doing in my bedroom! Although....I am attracted to this strange person....Spock: Actor being! It would be much illogical to leave your bedside...
(Music begins).

HB: (Singing) Wait a minute weido.....stay with me do not belong here, but a night won't hurt your journey!

(Takes off his clothes and approches him).

HB: Staying, all alone in this house! While my gorgeous Lauren Becall is out on the town. She's quite a broad, the only one I can take, but trouble is I have to be on the make!

(Spock takes off HIS clothes, and does a full-body erotic mind meld on ol' Humphrey).

HB: Boy this just feels like......ten cigarettes.......but without the broad! My mind is swimming.....and exploring.....and exploring........AAAAA-HAAA-HAAA-HAAA.....ORION! Exploring Orion!

(It ends, and Spock puts his clothes back on).

Spock: Earth being, you are an actor of the land.....but I must leave....UNDERSTAND!!!! See I was passing through, and what we what Earth people call a one night stand!

(Spock tries to leave but Humprey grabs his hand).

HB: I just felt like, a man again....without a dame on my mind. I do anything, go anywhere.....go anywhere! Anywhere! I'll go anywhere, anywhere, anywhere I don't care! I'll do anything....anything....anything...

(Humphrey burst into tears).

Spock: Being I must leave now, but someday I will stop by!

(Spock beams away.)

HB: Weirdo! Come back to me now!.....

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 2.7

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
At least you didn't have Bogie call Spock "Schweetheart." This was on pace, but disgusting.
Yoidy - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
It's creepy in here. I'm gettin' the hell out!

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