-> "Spock and Humphrey Bogart Make Love"
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"Spock and Humphrey Bogart Make Love"
HB: (Singing) Wait a minute weido.....stay with me awile.....you do not belong here, but a night won't hurt your journey!
(Takes off his clothes and approches him).
HB: Staying, all alone in this house! While my gorgeous Lauren Becall is out on the town. She's quite a broad, the only one I can take, but trouble is I have to be on the make!
(Spock takes off HIS clothes, and does a full-body erotic mind meld on ol' Humphrey).
HB: Boy this just feels like......ten cigarettes.......but without the broad! My mind is swimming....is swimming.....and exploring.....and exploring........AAAAA-HAAA-HAAA-HAAA.....ORION! Exploring Orion!
(It ends, and Spock puts his clothes back on).
Spock: Earth being, you are an actor of the land.....but I must leave....UNDERSTAND!!!! See I was passing through, and what we had.....is what Earth people call a one night stand!
(Spock tries to leave but Humprey grabs his hand).
HB: I just felt like, a man again....without a dame on my mind. I do anything, go anywhere.....go anywhere! Anywhere! I'll go anywhere, anywhere, anywhere I don't care! I'll do anything....anything....anything...
(Humphrey burst into tears).
Spock: Being I must leave now, but someday I will stop by!
(Spock beams away.)
HB: Weirdo! Come back to me now!.....
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