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Song Parodies -> "F000ing pointless"

Original Song Title:

"Fergalicious"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"F000ing pointless"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

I really despise TOS, and to prove it, I'monly making fun of part of the song instead of the whole damn thing!
Listen up ya’ll, cause this ain’t fit
So please don’t listen to this pile of s***

Stupid Pointless, definition
Makes you want to go moan
You know I’d rather
Go stay in a pedophile’s home alone
Can’t you see me? Ears are bleeding
No more hearing, I’m not kidding
That’s the reason, I can’t sleep and
My paranoia still functions

F**king pointless (f**king pointless)
But as well it’s atrocious
While some find it the cutest, I find it repetitious
I must upchuck (Bleah)
Sounds as though they’re on pot, pot
I wish I had it somewhere locked
So it would be forgot

So meaningless, it’s not hot
Simple minded, gets me annoyed, should rot, rot
Foolish thickness, must get a gun and get me shot
It’s f**king pointless, S-S-S-S-S-S-STFU

Hope it’s put to death-
Hope it’s put to death-
Hope it’s put to death-

Death-death-death-death-death-death-death-death-death-death-

Hope it’s put to death soon cause if it’s not I’ll go crazy
My friends still claim it’s elite, though it really is diluted

It’s the F to the U C, K E and the D, upped
I can’t be the only guy that thinks it sucks

It’s f**king pointless (f**king pointless)
It never leaves my business
Even school’s pretty dim just hearing them talk of it
It’s all bulls**t
Talks of it’s never dropped, dropped
Instead of talking about rock, it’s of stuff that sucks c**k


So meaningless, it’s not hot
Simple minded, gets me annoyed, should rot, rot
Foolish thickness, must get a gun and get me shot
It’s f**king pointless-
How-how-how-how-how it sucks, with no doubt!

Fergie-fergie-fergie
She has really lost
All her self respect, since she quit the black eyed peas
All the stupid singles, just get stuck in people
It’s all putrid-putrid, and already stupid

G to the A, to the Y, A-S-S
Hurl when you see she ain’t okay, you can tell why she is so obsessed.
:P

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jonathan "Uh-oh" S. - April 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Someone's got a potty-mouth.
Red Ant - April 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Wow, I was set to pounce on you for not doing the entire song, but then I realized no sane person knows the entire thing and that you did everyone an enormous favor by stopping before the stupid spelling lesson that comprises the last two minutes of the original "song". A bit profane, but tame compared to what I'd put in a parody of this song. I'd give you a twenty on sentiment, but alas all I can give is 5s.
Jonathan "Uh-oh!" S. - April 19, 2007 - Report this comment
A "BIT" profane?!? It's as bad as listening to Eminem's "Without Me." Here's a verese of my own (to the chorus of the MNM tune): "You like to say S, F and B / You say %&$#! and that bothers me / We could some more of...clean comedy / No need for EXCESS profanity!"
Alexander Turner - April 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Impressive. I have a client who would like to record and publish this, please email me aturner@turnerzworld.com Yours Sincerely, Alexander Turner CEO Turnerzworld Corporation

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