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Song Parodies -> "Ferg-malicious"

Original Song Title:

"Fergalicious"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Ferg-malicious"

Parody Written by:

Aprice

The Lyrics

Me and my friends got annoyed with Fergie's new attempt at a solo artist. And me, being the opportunistic snake in the grass that I am, decided to write this song about what I think of Fergie.
Listen up ya'll, Cause this is it
The beat that is playing is malicious

Fergalicious definition who gives a care, really?
Men like this song because guys all just really love Teh Fergie
You could see her, you can't touch her
You can't be her, You can't date her
She's got reasons why she does this
But she just won't freakin' say it

Fergalicious (Fergalicious)
But she stays conspicuous
And if you were suspicious
All that stuff ain't fictitious
She blows kisses (mmmwwahhh)
I hit them back with rocks, rocks
And they'll be falling on the block once I pull out a glock (four, tres, two, uno)

So malicious (It's not hot)
So malicious (I hit her fans with rocks, rocks)
So malicious (they wanna taste my boxing glove)
Fergalicious (h-h-h-h-h-hasty, hasty)

Fergalicious death-, Fergalicious deaf-, Fergalicious def-def-def-def-def-def-def-def
Fergalicious ammunition make them fans go brain boom
They always say they're not fans
But the album is in their hand (Hey liar)
She's the F to the E, R, G the I the E
And can any other person wreck her album like me

She's too malicious (too malicious)
Her body lures victims
She is up in the gym just hitting on your husband
I'm the witness (oooh boy)
I hit your boy with rocks rocks
Because he got caught in her trap just to watch endless crap (four, tres, two, uno)

So malicious (It's not, hot)
So malicious (I hit her fans with rocks, rocks)
Not delicious (they wanna taste my boxing glove)
Fergalicious (old old phrase from my humps, check it out)

Lady, lady, lady
If you really want me
First you make some real cash
Stop clinging to old band mates.
Don't be hasty, hasty, Don't be racy, racy
You're not tasty, tasty, You're just really crazy

H to the A to the S T E Y girl you hasty, H to the A to the S T E Y girl you hasty
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the, to the, to the, hit it little kid

All the time I hear this song always wanna kill myself always hearing it and hearing it wanting to ex
(plode)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to riot now I just can't seem to take it I don't wanna take it now
And I know I may be wrong but I can say it if I want to and I keep on repeating how I don't wanna see it
But I'm tryin' to say, that I can't be described as "Dumbbell"
Cause they said she's

Malicious (Not delicious)
But I ain't continuous
And if you were malicious
All you say is fictitious
She blows kisses (mmmwwahhh)
I hit them back with rocks, rocks
And they'll be falling on the block just to watch the big rock (pow, pow, pow)
Four, tres, two, uno
Her body lures victims
She is up in the gym just hitting on some fat men
I'm just laughing (oooh wee)
I think her brain's a rock rock
And she'll be going everywhere just to find Milionares (four, tres, two, uno)

So malicious (hey, hey, hey, hey)
Not delicious (nay, nay, nay, nay)
Woah suspicious? (aye, aye, aye, aye)
She's So malicious, h-h-h-h-h hasty, hasty

It's not delicious (way, way, way, way)
Too malicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
Ain't delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
She's real malicious, h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h (aye, aye, aye, aye)


H to the A to the S T E Y girl you hasty, H to the A, to the S T E Y girl you hasty
H to the A to the S T E Y girl you hasty, H to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the L I C I O U S to the
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
This parody: Aprice

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Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
What's wrong with girls who blow kisses, going, "MWAHH"? Some guys like it, y'know.

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