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Emolicious definition make us kids go loco,
We spend our time on Myspace lookin' ghostly on our photo
You can add me
Read my bloggy
But I ain't friendly
Don't talk to me

Right now to Green Day I listen, but
Bands just come and go like seasons

I am oblivious
That Avril ain't no Sid Vicious
All that s* is fictitious

I play chordses
That make their ears go tick-tock
And they be running down the block
Just to tell me I suck

(I cry a lot)
(I'm just too wimpy to be goth)

Emolicious def,
Emolicious def,
Emolicious definition make the norms go crazy
I'm pretending that I'm trendy, they trying to avoid me
Cause I'm F to the A the K the E
Just like the other punkies, I'm a wannabe

My body's pale and sick
I be at the mall just hanging round Hot Topic
Hitting on chicks (ooh wee)
I make their eyes burn and pop
And they be running down the block
Cause my moves really suck

(I cry a lot)
(I'm just too wimpy to be goth)

C, to the R, to the E-E-P-Y kid,
C, to the R, to the E-E-P-Y kid,
C, to the R, to the E-E-P-Y kid,
C, to the R, to the E-E-P-Y (hey there punkie!)

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 47

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Red Ant - January 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I heard the original on NYE. This is much better.
rachel - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
this song thing rox so badly woo woo go emolicious
Jessie W. - January 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Maybe it's wrong to say this, but this parody reminds me of my friend's boyfriend. Seriously. Anyway, it's great.
Dama-chan - July 14, 2007 - Report this comment
...xD Oh, man, that's cool. Good job.
gfds - August 13, 2007 - Report this comment
No this is ok but i can do better Mangzsd
casey - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment
i made another version of this before i read it! i like it better, it's longer too...
Emo Tears - March 18, 2008 - Report this comment
just so ya no people emo's aren't depressed its goths....y do u think they wear black? its aattention seekers that self harm not emos... ive been emo for 3 years (still alive obviously) an ive no scars and guess wat? i love life =] so sucks to those people hu dont no wat emo is emotional doesnt mean depression its ppl that arent afraid to show there emotions e.g. if there upset they'll be in tears FOR A REASON if they are happy they will show it by being very hyper like i do an no we dont self harm an no we are not fakes its people hu are tryin 2 b like us that r fakes so get ur facts right LUUVE xD
amiie - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
emo tears is telling the truth peepz like wake up an smell the rain tehe
katty_juggalette - March 25, 2008 - Report this comment
emo tears is emo.been emo for awhile.and i dont cut.well i used to but stopped when i started to make i pretty happy.
Emo gurly - April 04, 2008 - Report this comment
look im emo so this is STUPID! listen to Emo Tears !
KlowN - April 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Dear "katty_juggalette" mmhmm Juggalo's/lettes also do not like emo's are you sure you're not one of those kids that go through phazes of whats "rad" at the time? anyways, great song man, laughed alot. MMFWCL
Gwen - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
This Emo song sucks. Im a punk/emo/skater so go f*** yourself.
Sarah - June 15, 2008 - Report this comment
ok u guys are all wannab emos and it pisses me off emo is emotional so that means every oned in the god damn world is emo and wearing black and cutting doesnt make u cool even if ur life suks and if u cut u deserve to die!
Emolicious - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
you are a stupid piece of crap. we emos arent like that at all! we are very n orml, so kiss it!
me - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
yay 4 "emo tears" i 100% agree wit u
me2 - January 08, 2009 - Report this comment
hey Klown! suck it, bia*ch
UrWorstNitemare - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
ok,heres the s***-tastic news:okay, one:emos dont hang out in the mall by hot topic,thats mall goths.two:emos dont all listen to green day.i listen to michael jackson.sid visious is from the sex pistols, and thats punk.i like avril lavine,2.three,some of the best guitarists started off being strummer emos.four,emos dont cry alot, they r equals to "norms" so suck it!and four/five:if an emo hits on chicks, they mite be les or bi or strait.we arent all pale and i wear neon cullrz.bye bye, biatches!
bgc - February 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I hate this a lot. Why must we all hate. I'll have you know I'm not emo. I'm not prep. I'm not anything. I'm just a me. One of a kind. I can't stand all the haters. All the emo hating preps and prep hating emos. Seriously people, you say we need to have freedom of speech and freedom of expression yet we can't wear something without being judged. My best friend used to cut herself all the time. She wasn't emo. She almost never wore black. Her favorite color was purple. She did it because of a deep pain that I know for a fact most of us get out in some way or another. Mine is loud music. Others drink. Others eat. Others shop. It's all a matter of who we are. So before you start being all judgemental on emo kids take some time to look at yourself and maybe you'll find out that you are no different from them.
Rose - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I think that is kind of offensive!
xXxAgony_AshleyxXx - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
this is soo sterotypical, i hate it. yeha am emo sooo what. not all emos cuts themselves. there is to def to emo. emotional and those r the emos who cut them and emotive r the ones who dont. So before u start being so stereotypical and judmental u should learn what emo means

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