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Song Parodies -> "Herpe-Infectious"

Original Song Title:

"Fergalicious"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Herpe-Infectious"

Parody Written by:

K. Adams

The Lyrics

The real song annoyed me so this popped into my head.I am sorry for those who have herpes, but It can be prevented as well it should be!
[Dr. William]
Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it
A Song All About Herpes Simplex

[Freaky]
[Verse 1]
Herpes Simplex Virus Infection make them boys go hell no
They won't touch my ho ho until they get current info
You could see them, you can't squeeze them
I ain't bitchy, just itchy
I got reasons why I get 'em
Blisters come and go like seasons

[Hook]
Herpe-infectious (Herpeinfectious)
But I ain't dangerous
And if you were ingenious
All that condom sh*t ain't tedious
I blow the whistles (woowah)
That puts them boys on Doc's Clock
And they be lining down the block just to check out their c*cks (red, itchy, bumps, you know)

[Chorus]
So infectious (It's not hot)
So infectious (It puts them boys on Doc's clock)
So infectious (They wanna slice off what they got)
Herpe Infectious (n-n-n-n-n-nasty, nasty)

[Verse 2]
Valtrex taken one, Valtrex taken one, Valtrex taken one (one fading echo)
Valtrex taken once a day suppresses my infection
I hope that my confession does not hinder your erection
It's the H to the E, R, P the E the S
And can't no other virus keep you from going down on me

[Hook]
It's Herpe-infectious (so infectious)
My body stay perilous
I be up in the clinic just working on my men list
Nurse is my Witness
I put yo' twat on Doc's Clock
And he be looking at my slot just to see what I caught (red, itchy, bumps, you know)

[Chorus]
So infectious (It's not hot)
So infectious (It puts them boys on Doc's clock)
So infectious (They wanna slice off what they got)
Is it Infectious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, let's check it out)

[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some protection
Maybe, then you'll get some
I'll be itchy, itchy, I'll be kinda bitchy
It's so nasty, nasty, It'll make you ditch me

[Dr. William]
H to the E to the RPE girl you nasty. N to the A to the STY girl you nasty
I to the N to the FECTION, to the H to the E to the, to the, to the hit it Freaky

[Freaky's rap]
All the time I turn around always docta's looking at my
(uuhh)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama but I got it from your man
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit faultless when I keep on repeating how the boys don't wanna wear it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that with a condom you can still feel it well
Cuz' they say

[Hook]
It's Humongous (Too Humongous)
But I ain't dangerous
And if you were ingenious
All that condom sh*t ain't too tedious
I blow the whistles (whoowha)
That puts them boys on Doc's Clock
And they be lining down the block just to check out their c*cks (red, itchy, bumps, you know)

(Chorus 2)
So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
I'm Herpe-infectious, n,n,n,n,n, nasty, nasty

I'ts So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
So Infectious (why, why, why, why)
I'm Herpe-infectious, n,n,n,n,n, nasty, nasty

[Dr. William]
H to the E to the RPE girl you nasty. N to the A to the STY girl you nasty
I to the N to the FECTION, to the H to the E to the, to the, (red, itchy, bumps, you know)

H to the E to the RPE girl you nasty. N to the A to the STY girl you nasty
I to the N to the FECTION, to the H to the E to the, to the, red, itchy, bumps, you know
H to the E to the RPE girl you nasty. N to the A to the STY girl you nasty
I to the N to the FECTION, to the H to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

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Sara Walker - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This cracked me up!
Ashley J - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Better than the original!
keln57 - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
wayyyyy better than the original....very well done, cracked me up.....Weird Al should buy this from you and make it a hit, it's that good......
Simpsonite - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL
E-Money - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
This song should be played on the radio and maybe just maybe the youth of america will wake up and realize that Fergie is a dirty skank. Way To Go !!! K. Adams
Emzo - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Okay, that freaks me out.
lyndsey hgollenack - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
ok this is retarted u shouldent do this oik bye
Below Average Dave - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm speechless. . .the song is scary and funny at the same time. . .I passed it obviously though:)
NGRYJOHNY - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
NOw I have to say that this song rules. It has a great beat, it carries an important message and you can dance to it!!!
Porkbeard - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Truly N to the A to the STY. Very funny, though! 555
darren - April 21, 2007 - Report this comment
pretty funny, i'm in detention and i just got griped out for laughing after i read this
Trevor Newton - June 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Hella Funny, loved it!

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