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Song Parodies -> "Clumsy (Cuz im doing those drugs)"

Original Song Title:

"Clumsy"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Clumsy (Cuz im doing those drugs)"

Parody Written by:

Adriel

The Lyrics

Ok this songs about doing drugs and having munchies!
Can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it

First time
That you saw my eyes
Boy you looked right through me, mmmhmm
Smoke in school
But I knew you knew
That those drugs hit me, mmm mmm

You got me smokin, chokin, strippin,mummblin
Clumsy cuz I'm doing those drugs
You got me smokin, chokin, strippin,mummblin
Clumsy cuz I'm doing those drugs
So in love with food

Can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it

Can't breath
When i smoke you leave,
feeling high its crazy, mmm mmm
Whoa now, its not going down
Friends don't know whats with me, mmm mmm

You got me smokin, chokin, strippin,mummblin
Clumsy cuz I'm doing those drugs
You got me smokin, chokin, strippin,mummblin
Clumsy cuz I'm doing those drugs
so in love with food

Can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it

You know, this isn't the first time this has happened to me
This drug sick thing
I like serious relationships and a
A girl like me dont stay sober for long
Cuz everytime a boyfriend and I break up
My world is crushed and I'm all alone
The bowl comes right back up and i hit it and I'm back

Can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it
The girl can't smoke it

You got me smokin, chokin, strippin,mummblin
Clumsy cuz I'm doing those drugs
You got me smokin, chokin, strippin,mummblin
Clumsy cuz I'm doing those drugs
So in love with food

So in love with food
So in love with food

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Andrew D. Lacroix - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Good work, I hate the OS. Hit up these 5's!
MrMacphisto - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Great job on blasting Fergie.. She really does seem on drugs most of the time....
Christie Marie M - April 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I may not do drugs, but I love the parody!!!! Yeah, drugs make people clumsy most of the time. Terrific pacing on my part! :)

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