Yum yum yum yum...
The smell of the chips lingers on my fingers now
I take up two seats on the way back to my home town
Don't need a jumper got my own fat baby
I go to Maccas, and order double cheeseburger, supersize, yes please.


I want some Coke, I want some fries...
Chocolate sundaes and apple pie.
It's not my fault, I'm just big boned.
I've got some dieting to do
And I'm gonna miss it like a hippie misses his pot
I've got to get a move on with my size.
I wish I had, Large Coke and Fries.
But I can't or I'll die.
will die, will die, will die.


The path I'm walking is going to break.
I guess even cement can't take my weight?
Diets don't always have a happy ending, do they?
And I foresee my size ahead if i stay.


I want some Coke, I want some fries...
Chocolate sundaes and apple pie.
It's not my fault, I'm just big boned.
I've got some dieting to do
And I'm gonna miss it like a hippie misses his pot
I've got to get a move on with my size.
I wish I had, Large Coke and Fries.
But I can't or I'll die.
will die, will die, will die.


Like the big fat kid in the school yard
Munching on meat pies, the fat lard.
My only best friend was imaginary and pretend
Don't think you can hold my hand
It's way to big for you to withstand
I've got hot dog, hamburger and I'll share some with you
But it's time for me not to grow
I'm getting fatter, lard outside
I go to Maccas, and order double cheeseburger, supersize, yes please.


I want some Coke, I want some fries...
Chocolate sundaes and apple pie.
It's not my fault, I'm just big boned.
I've got some dieting to do
And I'm gonna miss it like a hippie misses his pot
I've got to get a move on with my size.
I wish I had, Large Coke and Fries.
But I can't or I'll die.
will die, will die, will die.