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Song Parodies -> "Pop Star Crush Song"

Original Song Title:

"Big Girls Don't Cry"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Pop Star Crush Song"

Parody Written by:

Cameron Franklin

The Lyrics

i'm switching up the beat
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ashley Tisdale is the hottest girl around, and i'm crushing on her now, i'm leaving her alone, and that's how it's going down

I wanna change her from innocent to bad, so I can have her babies, her music video gave me wet dreams of her, and it won't go away (away. away, away, away)

Everybody will know, everybody will know that I can live like a rock star, i'm talking about girls that made me who I am, and I just don't give a damn

If they are single or even have a boyfriend, I got what it takes to make it to the end, everybody knows the best thing by far, I have crushes on pop stars

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Nikki Flores is such one cute hottie that i've ever think of, since I saw her, I dream of us in love, in love

I want to fuck her any way I can, so I can be her boyfriend, it's all about me, and her, and it's easy to see

Everybody will know, everybody will know that I can live like a rock star, i'm talking about girls that made me who I am, and I just don't give a damn

If they are single or even have a boyfriend, I got what it takes to make it to the end, everybody knows the best thing by far, I have crushes on pop stars

Lily Allen is so damn cute, and hot, and everybody already knows, I want to be her boyfriend, so I can just be there for her until the end

I wanna be close to her all the damn time, so I can feel her sexy body, I can't wait to grab her ass while I just kiss her

I've got so many more in my mind, and I think it's kind, I know girls rule, and it's really cool that

Everybody will know, everybody will know that I can live like a rock star, i'm talking about girls that made me who I am, and I just don't give a damn

If they are single or even have a boyfriend, I got what it takes to make it to the end, everybody knows the best thing by far, I have crushes on pop stars

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
whoa, oh, oh
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SASDFGHJKL - July 16, 2008 - Report this comment
May I recommend to see a doctor about this viagra problem?

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