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Song Parodies -> "Hazardous"

Original Song Title:

"Glamorous"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Hazardous"

Parody Written by:

Angela

The Lyrics

if you Shit her off it is you she’ll own
I said: if you Shit her off it is you she’ll own
H-A-Z-A-R-D-O-U-S, YEAH H-A-Z-A-R-D-O-U-S

I have a great ass
you know why
And I am game
I’m livin my life
It’s all in my name
Angel’s to blame
Hot But Hazardous, so Foxy, Foxy

Wear short skirts and shirts with string
Black boots knee high are just the thing
And there hidden in the seams..
Guns and Knives that don’t demean
Mess with me, it wont be clean
I look after me I’m not pristine
I’m fighting fit, I’m a machine
Shit me off, I’ll cause a scene
My looks got you In a spell
Touch me, wish you were in hell
I can’t help I got appeal
Protection is my only tell
After you go, I’m off with the fairies
On my own, I got no family
Flippin, reminiscing on days when you went bang

I have a great ass
you know why
And I am game
I’m livin my life
It’s all in my name
Angel’s to blame
Hot But Hazardous, so Foxy, Foxy

She’s talking about wishes, she’s your dreams
She’s uses nothing but the finest things
Her black and chrome glock is her favourite
But her dagger is always there as a plus
Her guns are from Barettus
She has a weapon fetish
But her looks make her famous
All the guys are so jealous
Around the world she roams
She shot some guy in rome
So if you Shit her off it is you she’ll own
H-A-Z-A-R-D-O-U-S, YEAH H-A-Z-A-R-D-O-U-S

I got problems up to here
I’ve shot five assholes this year
they tellin me these crazy things
That I don't want to know (fuck y'all)
I know it’s me you want to spank
and you think that it’s a prank
and you hope that It’s a blank
but it’s not though
I remember yesterday
When I dreamt about the days
When I'd have a quite life, that be really dope
Damn, It's been a long road
And these guys are so cold
I'm glad my daddy told me so, he let his daughter know. [x3]

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