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Song Parodies -> "I Got Pink Eye"

Original Song Title:

"Big Girls Dont Cry"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"I Got Pink Eye"

Parody Written by:

Angel

The Lyrics

la,da,da,da
The smell of your fart lingers on me now
I’m probably gonna have a break down.
I need something for my own protection matey
to get rid of my Anger, Verity, Grease, Vulgarity


I hope you know, I hope you know
That this is all to do with you
It's personal, so you and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I might just end up in a straight jacket
Cause I might take your life
It’s time to be a big boy now
Cause I got pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye.

The path that I’m walking, I wont go alone.
So I must go and fart on your pillow, pillow
Fairy tales don't always have a happy ending do they
And I for see the dark ahead when you pay

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this is all to do with you
It's personal, so you and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I might just end up in a straight jacket
Cause I might take your life
It’s time to be a big boy now
Cause I got pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye.

The way you fart makes my face marred
And getting payback will be hard
I’ll force you to taste my… Turbine
Yes, you will get pink eye too
Cause I am gonna get you
You’ll get pink eye and I’ll welcome you to my world
Then it’s time for me to go home
You suffer with your pink eye
to get rid of my Anger, Verity, Grease, Vulgarity

I hope you know, I hope you know
That this is all to do with you
It's personal, so you and I
We've got some straightening out to do
And I might just end up in a straight jacket
Cause I might take your life
It’s time to be a big boy now
Cause I got pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye
Pink eye.

La Da Da Da Da Da

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 5

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Wicked Green Girl - August 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I love this song. Your version made it grosser, but even more amuzing!

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