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Song Parodies -> "Kimmielicious"

Original Song Title:

"Fergalicious"

Original Performer:

Fergie

Parody Song Title:

"Kimmielicious"

Parody Written by:

J.W00t

The Lyrics

It's about a girl that got expelled from our school in 5th grade for flashing a guy. She was a perv.
[Will I’m Not]
Listen up ya'll, but this ain’t it
The beat that I'm bangin' is ma-li-cious

[Kimmie]
Kimmielicious definition make them boys go throw up
They don’t want my treasure so they rip up every single photo
You could see me, you won't squeeze me
I be easy, I be sleazy
I got reasons why I tease him
I just can’t stay away from Secrist

[Hook]
Kimmielicious (Kimmielicious)
Yes, I am promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is non-fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That makes them boys go UGH UGH
And they’ll be runnin’ down the block to get away from what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (No, it’s not)
So delicious (She make them boys go UGH UGH)
So delicious (they don’t want a slice of what she got)
Kimmielicious (n-n-n-n-n-nasty, nasty)

[Verse 2]
Kimmielicious def-, Kimmielicious def-, Kimmielicious def- [def fading echo]
Kimmielicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Rapist (Hey pervert)
I'm the K to the I, M, M, the I the E
And can't no other lady rape a man like me

[Hook]
I'm Kimmielicious (NOT delicious)
My body stays vicious
I be up in the gym just rapin’ all my victims
Leave no witness (you freaaaak)
I make yo’ boy go ugh ugh
And he be runnin’ down the block just to get away from what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (No, it’s not)
So delicious (She makes them boys go ugh ugh)
So delicious (they don’t wanna slice of what she’s got)
Kimmielicious (hands, hands, hands, hands, hands, hands down. You’re a freak.)

[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
I should get some patience
Maybe then I'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy

[Will I Am]
N to the A to the S T E Y girl you nasty, N to the A to the S T E Y girl you Nasty
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the, to the, to the, hit it Kimmie

[Kimmie]
All the time I turn around always brotha’s runnin’ round always looking at me up and down start to make a
(ugh)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I just wanna take your man
And I know I'm comin off just a little bit perverted and I keep on repeating how I want the boys to eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like you’re in hell
Cuz' they say she

[Hook]
Delicious (Try malicious)
But I am promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that crap is non-fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That makes them boys go cut cut
And they be runnin’ down the block just to get away from what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just rapin’ all my victims
Leave no witness (You freak.)
I make yo’ boy go cut cut
And he be runnin’ down the block just to get away from what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (I think that I’m)
So delicious (Gonna throw up)
So delicious (Wow, you’re a perv)
I'm Kimmielicious, n-n-n-n-n nasty, nasty

It's so delicious (That is not true)
So delicious (Girl, you’re nasty)
So delicious (You freak me out)
I'm Kimmielicious, n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Will I Am]
N to the A to the S T E Y girl you nasty, N to the A, to the S T E Y girl you nasty
N to the A to the S T E Y girl you nasty, N to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the L I C I O U S to the
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

N to the A to the S T E Y girl you nasty, N to the A to the S T E Y girl you nasty
N to the A to the S T E Y girl you nasty, N to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the L I C I O U S to the
M to the A to the L I C I O U S, to the M to the A to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.7

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Kimberly - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
You could have been a little MORE creative with the mid verse..but whatever. I gave you a 4/3/4 combo.
Darrell Wilhelm - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
This song reminds me of a rather unattractive young lady named Takara (Tacara?) who got expelled from 4th grade for dressing like a Hooters Girl in a Catholic school. However, "Kimmie" has more of a mellifluous sound, unlike "Takara".

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