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Song Parodies -> "Lame"

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The Carpal Tunnel Of Love

The Lyrics

I really think fergie sucks she was better with BEP I hate glamorus only fergulicous and london bridges is good big girls don't cry is cool too.
If you ain't got no talent take yo'big a** home
If you ain't got no talent take yo'big a** home

Your Flying Your First Class
up In Thee' Sky
Showing Your A**
Livin' Your Star Life
And You Did Change,Ferg.
For You're So Lame,Oh the fake boobs boobs

you're Lame
you're Lame,Lame(The Lame Life)
For you're lame,oh the fake butt butt!

Wear Undies,Bra and rowbs
and to you,yes they do mean a thing
Fergulicous and London Bridges
Were So Good Now Glamorous Is In Yo Life
You Made A Scene In Poseidon In 2007 On The Movie Screen
Rolling Stone Cover and Now Seventeen(What Happen Fergie?)
You're So Not Cleam,You're So Promisous
You're Not Like Nelly furtado,You Don't Act A Little Sexy You Act Sl**y
You Decide You Go To Taco Bell(For The Cinnamon Twists)
You Show Yo A**,Cause The Drivethrough's raw as hell
You Don't Care,But i Know You're Not Real
You Only Sold One Record,Girl What The Hell Do You Think You're Britney Spears?
After Your Show Or The VMAS
You Like To Go To Bar Show Your Boobies and Your A**
Riddin',Cool On The Limo You Never Had a Honda
And now you're in....

B-section and then chorus

I'm Talking About You Being A Sl**,A B*tch would say
"You Deserve All Of Me" But I Don't Believe You,Fergie
Now BEP Doesn't Know If They Still Trust Ya
I've Got Enough Money In The Bank For Me And Her Not You,Fergie
Your Brother Eats Too Much Lettuce
To Embaress you
Your Liftstyles so the rich & famous
Avril Lavigne,Ashlee Simpson Both Hate You I Can't Blame Them.
All Your Lies Boys' Will Hate It
You Going Back To London To Stay Under Your Bridge
so If you ain't got no talent take yo'big a** home

B section and chorus 2x's

You Got Your Problems Threw '06 & '07
You got The People In Yo Ears
They Telling You They Hate You.
That Thye Don't Like Your 3rd Single(F*** You,B**ch)
you Don't got Money In The Bank
and cause you suck
how can they,think You're "So Cool"
Gwen Stefani Always Was The Better "Solo" Singer
Cause I Remember Yesterday
When I Saw You With BEP Sing "My Humps"
(Or)When I saw Your "Fergalicous" & "London Bridge" moves On MTV
Dang,I Miss Those Days
And I Can't Believe You're Changing
I'm Glad My Mommy Never Let Me Be What You Are[2x's]

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kelly - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
lol tht was sooo funny did fergie c this?? anyway how can u even get a fake ass?
The Carpal Tunnel Of Love - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I dont think she had a fake a** just i did not have nothing else in my head at the moment. damn cant spell today!well thanks
Trav Blake - June 10, 2007 - Report this comment
the pacing was fcked, nothing was funny. i don't even like fergie so don't think i am defending her, i just think ur sht.
Trevor Newton - June 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, this just did not go with the flow. I like that Herpes one better, Trav go check out that one.

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