Song Parodies -> Math Professor Baseball Dad
| Original Song Title: | "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom" |
| Original Performer: | Everclear |
| Parody Song Title: | "Math Professor Baseball Dad" |
| Parody Written by: | Nick J(Ghosteller) |
Hello amiright,its been a while! very Long time!Well anyone EVERCLEAR rocks!And so does their new song,it gave me an idea about a dad who is a math professor,a baseball lover and a George W Bush lover.He really acted all tough in high school days but he grew up to be something else.....BUSH SUCKS!and when i say bush I mean George "elephant ears asshole" W Bush :)
You know he used to be a bad guy
He was busted for being in a high school gang
He got high and laughed at in an abandoned strip club
But now he just divides all damn day long
Yeah,Yeah
He really used to be a bad guy
He drank a eight pack everyday with his best friend tom
When he saw pot he was a real wild child
But now he is Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
He really used to be a bad guy
He was busted for possesion of a Playgirl mag
He sat on the toilet in school and did a big poo
But he did something different,now he dances to pop songs
He really used to be a bad guy
He got g*** b***** in the bathroom,on a navy craft
Yes they'd party really really wild
But now he is Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
(Where Did All)Where Did All those "gang guys" go?
Are they now downtown?
Where did all those "gang guys" go?
Thought I saw one giving *** sex downtown
Heard there at Mardi Gras down on Bourbon
And now they're blonde baseball,war loving Republican guys
They all got blonde,baseball,war loving Republican children
And blonde,baseball,war loving Republican lives
Where did all those "gang guys" go?
I see all them downtown
Now I know where,all those gang guys go
Gay,proud Math Professor baseball dads
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Are they really baseball dads?
He was busted for being in a high school gang
He got high and laughed at in an abandoned strip club
But now he just divides all damn day long
Yeah,Yeah
He really used to be a bad guy
He drank a eight pack everyday with his best friend tom
When he saw pot he was a real wild child
But now he is Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
He really used to be a bad guy
He was busted for possesion of a Playgirl mag
He sat on the toilet in school and did a big poo
But he did something different,now he dances to pop songs
He really used to be a bad guy
He got g*** b***** in the bathroom,on a navy craft
Yes they'd party really really wild
But now he is Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
(Where Did All)Where Did All those "gang guys" go?
Are they now downtown?
Where did all those "gang guys" go?
Thought I saw one giving *** sex downtown
Heard there at Mardi Gras down on Bourbon
And now they're blonde baseball,war loving Republican guys
They all got blonde,baseball,war loving Republican children
And blonde,baseball,war loving Republican lives
Where did all those "gang guys" go?
I see all them downtown
Now I know where,all those gang guys go
Gay,proud Math Professor baseball dads
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Math Professor Baseball Dad
Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha Haha
Are they really baseball dads?
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