Mmm
Ahhh

Here is the song that I wrote you
I know it ain't much to hear
It sounds just about the same
As every other single song I've done

I hate those people who love to tell me
All of my music is just a bore
Cause all of my tunes are just 3 chords
And when sing I sound like a little sissy whore

Yea
Ooh, I know we will never sell out
Yea

You say you'd give it a listen
But when I start to play
You get up and you go and put on
A CD from your room

You can't take it anymore
You're saying that you're sick of it
You can put on an album of mine
And listen to twelve songs about
The same old shit

Well, I will write you a new tune
All about my troubled life
About how my dad left me when
I was three and abused his wife
Tell you about my childhood
All about how nothing ever was good
I will write you a new tune
I will write you a new tune

Well you just want to cry now
Listening to the radio
Cause they're playing my crap
Like every 5 minutes or so

Well I guess I'm doing O.K.
I wrote a new tune yesterday
It's about how we were on welfare
when I was young, we were poor
And this is how it goes

Well, I will write you a new tune
All about my troubled life
About how my dad left me when
I was three and abused his wife
Tell you about my childhood
All about how nothing ever was good
I will write you a new tune
I will write you a new tune

Yes
Yea, I will know we will never sell out
Yea