"Hey, I saw your act last night,
and I have some advice."

Last night, you bombed
No one seemed to like the jokes you told
That's where I come in
And next time your reaction won't be so cold
I can save your act
If you give me some cash
And you'll knock them dead the next night!

Buy some jokes!
When you run out of material, buy some jokes!
Yo quiero
Mas dinero
Buy some jokes!
You've told the same ones forever, buy some jokes!
Yo quiero
Mas dinero
Mas dinero!!!!

Listen to me,
Without my help you'll die on stage
It shouldn't be that way.
Do you want to see the hecklers enraged?
And so it will go
Your schtick will get old
Unless you take my advice!

Buy some jokes!
When you run out of material, buy some jokes!
Yo quiero
Mas dinero
Buy some jokes!
Yo quiero
Mas dinero
Mas dinero!!!


I'm sure about this
With my jokes you can't miss
Why do you deny it?
You'll knock them dead with what is mine.

"Two guys walk into a bar"?
That's getting real old, buy some jokes.

Buy some jokes!
If you don't want to bomb forever, buy some jokes!
Yo quiero
Mas dinero
Buy some jokes!
For your act, it's now or never, buy some jokes!
Yo quiero
Mas dinero!
Mas dinero!!!!
Mas dinero!!!!!!
MAS DINERO!!!!