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Song Parodies -> "We're the Ninja Turtles"

Original Song Title:

"Cleaning Out My Closet"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"We're the Ninja Turtles"

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The Lyrics

sung by Raphael, (for those who don't know, the red one)
Where's my sai?
There's no sai in my scabbard
Oh, here it is
Yo yo

Verse #1
Have you ever mutated when the green jelly touched your skin?
I have, accelerated by the retromutagen
Lookin' mean with the color green, fresh on the scene
But can't be seen, till I stick a dagger right through your spleen
All this commotion, a notion, to creep with silence of motion
Tempers flaring from Shredder, just blow him up and keep going
Not taking nothing from no one, though they keep tyrin' to beat me
Keep kicking butt from the shadows, cause that's where no one can see me
Leaving with the skill of ninjas, we'll hit you right in the mouth
See, I can skewer you before you'll never figure it out
Look at us now, I betcha prolly sick of us now
Ain't you Shredder, We 'gon make you look so ridiculous now

Chorus x2
I'm sorry Shredder
We're gonna have to hurt you
I know you'd love to see us die
But you can't, 'Cause we're the Ninja Turtles
One More Time

I said I'm sorry Shredder
We're gonna have to hurt you
I know you'd love to see us die
But you can't, 'Cause we're the Ninja Turtles

Verse #2
We are some teenagers in the sewer
We move so quick, no one knows it
Then we go down the manhole cover and close it
That's why we chose it, I'll take you back to '83
Before we ever had a cartoon show on cable TV
I was a turtle, maybe I was just a couple of months
That's when this ugly retro-mutagen came through with a crunch
Then oh sh*t! All of a sudden we all doubled in size
And this guy turned to a rat, but he can speak like he's wise
We started training, and he wouldn't have us going outside
Even though intelligent, he's got us peepin' and hidin' in the dark
With him at least for training sake we maybe make some mistakes
But we're only mutants and we're bad enough to kick ass today
What we do is dang'rous, no doubt, but it's fun
But the coolest thing we do is fight straight up without any guns
And still we kill 'em, man we take it as far as it goes
That's our life, we'd like to welcome you to out brand new hit show

Chorus x2

Verse #3
Now we would never pillage and plunder just to get recognition
Take a second to listen before you parents start with the b*tchin'
And put yourself in our position, just try to invision
Witnessing ol' Master Shredder robbin' the poor and the rich, and
Hittin' the people, always rolling through the hood for new victims
Going through public housing systems, victim of 'Foot Clan' syndrome. Our whole lives we were made to believe we were freaks when we weren't
'Til we grew up, now we blew up, and made you call reinforcements, didn't we?
Wasn't that the reason you made all that weaponry, Krang!?
So you could try to rule the world and do it evil-ly, Krang!?
But guess what, your getting foolish now with BeBop and Rocksteady
And Shredder's messing up so much he's gone and blown it already
We ride around in our van now, you should see it, it's beautiful
But you'll only see it when we send you straight to your funeral! *hahaha*
See, what irks us the most, is that you know you was wrong
But all day long, keep telling yourself that your team is strong
And how dare you try to kill what you frickin' help to create
You little punk, you make me wanna hurl the pizza I ate
Remember all that you tried to kill my brothers and me?
Well guess what, you'll never win, we're the T.M.N.T.!

Chorus x2

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MQI (?) - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Aha I haven't laughed so hard all week.
Diva - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Sycronos Rock!
Chuckobo - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
well done man... that owned
Jimmy J. - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
You did it again. Made me laugh my freaking head off.
Jimmy J. - June 06, 2003 - Report this comment
You did it again. Made me laugh my freaking head off.
Nelly - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Syn man you killing me all 5s i gave you where you get them skillz
nickiecdp - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment
omg that is the best parody i ever heard. and i was listening to eminem when i found it too. i smell a ninja turtle music video. lol anywho i loved it keep up the good work.
Adil Sarker - January 02, 2004 - Report this comment
This kicks some serious shell.
2nz - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude... serious shell shock from showin' yer skillz, here. The more of yer stuff I read, the more I like.
Cassie - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
It's really kool! With the "K"!
MIKE - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment

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