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Song Parodies -> "Cleanin Up My Bedroom"

Original Song Title:

"Cleanin Out My Closet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Cleanin Up My Bedroom"

Parody Written by:

MC Budder

The Lyrics

[verse 1]
has you're bedroom ever been so messy that u couldn't even c the floor?
mine has, with so much trash I couldn't even get 2 the door
pickett signs, a couple dimes, even had some wind chimes
mom's screamin at my closed door at the the kid that's inside
all this commotion for me 2 try 2 clean all this and my brain is explodin',
clothes flyin, just inhaled some of these fumes comin from the floor and I think that I'm diein
still not cleanin my bed, and when I jump on it a hammer cracks me in the head
every time I try 2 get to the window I slip and fall on a sled
I got mushrooms growin all over the place up in my room
if I get hungry, I even c a fork and a spoon
I lost my dog, but when I opened my closet guess what fell out
I also found a trumpet, a tanning bed and a trout

[Chorus]
I'm sorry mama, I didn't know that knife was there
I never meant 4 u 2 step on it and cry, but 2night I'm cleanin up my bedroom
One more time.
I'm sorry mama, I didn't know that knife was there
I never meant 4 u 2 step on it and cry, but 2night I'm cleanin up my bedroom

[Verse 2]
I got a skeleton on my wall, I didn't know it at all
I guess that's what happened 2 T-Hen when he disapeared last fall
I'll take ya back 2 when I was 3, the last time this room was or will ever be clean
I was a little kid who decided 2 make a big mess
I threw a book through my window coz I had so much stress
I knocked over my dresser and threw a rock at my light
I even punched a hole in my wall coz I thought it wanted 2 fight
I didn't think I could do it, but I thought I might as well try
I seen a 2 liter of Pepsi so I picked it up and gave it a shake
I loved it, it was a bigger mess then I ever thought it would make
I know I didn't make no mistakes, man I'm lovin this mess
even though it smells like dirty socks, I know my room is the best
every body thinks that my room is stupid they think it's so dumb
what's so bad about my ceiling bein covered wit gum
I ain't gonna clean it off just 2 satisfy u
Its my trash. I'd like to welcome y'all to MC Budder's room

[Chorus]
I'm sorry mama, I didn't know that knife was there
I never meant 4 u 2 step on it and cry, but 2night I'm cleanin up my bedroom
One more time.
I'm sorry mama, I didn't know that knife was there
I never meant 4 u 2 step on it and cry, but 2night I'm cleanin up my bedroom

[verse 3]
now I would never make this big of a mess just 2 get recognition
I been makin these messes before R.Kelly ever stuck his key in the ignition
but put yourself in my position, just try 2 invision
the biggest decision I ever made not 2 make a mess of the kitchen
mama hopin and wishin even got the neighbors 2 sign a pertision
she sayin "at least let me wash you're dirty underwear, I'm gonna send u 2 prison"
mama always sayin I was gonna clean my room but she new that I wasn't
till I grew up, then she could clean anything that she wanted
wasn't that the reason u got that vacume out 4 me ma?
so you could try 2 make me clen my pride and joy ma?
but guess what. I was diggin 4 the phone and I found some baloney.
and Bheezy's comin over 2 make a mess wit me in a minute, try 2 control me
and my pile of junk is gettin so big now, u should see it, it's beautiful
I'ma keep makin messes til the day of my funeral
See what hurts me the most is you wont admit that I'm right
we would fight all night, til I tied you're leg 2 a kite
yeah I know, I break everything that I get
there's only been one time thet I stepped in my room and got bit
remember when my ceiling fell in, and you said you wished it landed on me?
Well guess what, it did, there was just 2 much junk 4 u 2 see!

[Chorus]
I'm sorry mama, I didn't know that knife was there
I never meant 4 u 2 step on it and cry, but 2night I'm cleanin up my bedroom
One more time.
I'm sorry mama, I didn't know that knife was there
I never meant 4 u 2 step on it and cry, but 2night I'm cleanin up my bedroom

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 21

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 1
 1
 
 2   2
 1
 1
 
 3   0
 0
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 4   3
 2
 2
 
 5   14
 17
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Ghetto John - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
The pacing killed you bro. Good Concept though.
FreakyMandsFreakyPants - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I think that this is very funny :)
MC Budder - May 18, 2003 - Report this comment
What kind of name is FreakyMandsFreakyPants. That's retarted
Nelly - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
dirty wut the deal wit yo pacing? i mean comon pimpjuice, man you need to listen 2 da song one mo gen. but the stuff was funny fa sho
Alex - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
All fives bro just keep workin on da paceing and u shall get it
Mikey Boy - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
u know wat, even though u hate me for no reason and give all my songs 1's. Im gonna have to give u 5's. I admire ur work, i think its well written and u pick good people to copy off of. So even ifu u continue to give my songs 1s and leave bad comments i still enjoy ur songs.

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