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Song Parodies -> "Hi...My name is....!"

Original Song Title:

"Hi...My name is...."

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Hi...My name is....!"

Parody Written by:

HeTalkinCrazy

The Lyrics

Australia was treated to the Big Brother Marketing Wagon earlier this year. Here is a song for most of the housemates...!
Hi! My name is...(what?) My name is..(who?) My name is...HeTalkinCrazy!

Hi kids...do you like iPrimus?
Wanna see Jemma apply makeup to each one of her eyelids?
Wanna copy Christina and do exactly what she did?
Try having adopted parents and get messed up exactly like she is!!
Sarah-Maries a$$ is a dead-weight...her breasts are all over the place...she can't even figure out she has something attached to her face!

And Big Brother said.."Jemma you a cheated!...No? Then why is your face red...Do it again..and your evicted!"
Well of the first twelve..Todd had the worst smell...Gordon stayed to himself whilst Andy...paraded her tail!
We all got ticked off...with Jemmas constant lip gloss...then she flashed her breasts..and we missed it..Oh well...no great loss!
Johnny decided to dive in and splash...his nose he did smash..faster than a G-String disappearing up Sarah-Maries a$$!
C'mere Andy (HeTalkinCrazy..wait a minute..that is my gurl dog!)
I don't give a damn..Andy was sent to take her top off!

Then BB brought a few intruders by..gee's thanks..for the one that just cried!
Anita looked at Blairs face with hatred...made a huge statement..to wipe the smile off his face before she went apesh1t!
Walked into Dreamworld...to the stage I did look up...and thought to myself... "Wow..Gretel...are you a D-cup?"
Johnny Rotten was so blantant...running to console each nomination...offering hugs and whispering.."I am your true friend!"
99% of the public felt lied to...when Blair talked about his length..but the showers are see-through!

Johnny tried so hard to be a famous rapper..whilst Sarah-Marie takes the title of all day napper!
You know she blew up after making the film about the man...swearing at Big Brother cams...acting like a spoilt child with ridiculous demands!

STOP THE TAPES! Peter needs to be locked away..a chicken is down...Please operate!
Jemma was ready to leave when trying to hide...after a swim in the pool revealed a horrible disguise!..Yeech! No make-up? Ugly? Well..you decide..stick her backwards on the golf buggy..it's farewell..Goodbye!
Peter in bed was very deprived...a dancing doona and now...Christina's palms are too hairy to hide!
Sharna spoke like a truckie who smoked...she spits when she talks whilst Andy *bleeps* anything that walks!
Big Brother brought in plastic babies that threw fits...how was Jemma supposed to feed hers..she has no tits?

We lay awake wondering who will be left...then come to our senses whilst banging our heads!
If Christina wins ..we will be steaming mad..as she used the sympathy about finding her new Dad...and her plain face is plastered across every concievable ad!
Hi! My name is...HeTalkinCrazy!
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. INTELLECTUAL PROP. OF HETALKINCRAZY 2001

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