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Song Parodies -> "Without Duff (revised)"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without Duff (revised)"

Parody Written by:

Starbutt

The Lyrics

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"3 Molson, 2 Coors, all gimmicks"

3 lazy-working drunks go round the power plant, round the power plant, round the power plant.
3 lazy-working drunks go round the power plant, round the power plant, round the power plant.

Duff is back, back again. Duff is back, don't tell a friend. Duff is back, duff is back, duff is back, duff is back, duff is back, duff is back, duff is back, duff is back.

I've created a monster, and nobody wants to,
see Homer no more, he's almost chopped liver
well if you want a duff then here's what I'll give ya,
I'll give ya nine beer cones, with one in the middle
about 3 molson, 2 coors, and 2 miller lite,
2 more coors and that's all right,
I said that there's 10 beers and that's enough,
the one in the middle is the duff,
and I know that you don't wanna stop drinkin,'
sooner or later you're gonna stop thinkin.'
So the MOE won't let him drink,
won't let him drink what he wants to drink,
the tried to shut him down but it wasn't enough,
'cause he feels so empty, without duff.
So come on and drink, liquid on your lips,
drinking the coors and some molson and get ready cuz this
beer's all about to be drunken.
I just drunk all the six packs, BRING MORE BART!!!

So this looks like a drink for me, so everybody,
just cut the guff, cause' we need a bit of something that's not enough,
Cause' it feels so empty, without duff. (x 2)

Little school kids, drinkin' Sam Adams,
embarrassed, one of their parents just drank milk,
they start to feel the wine is helpless,
until someone comes along on a mission, and yells "DRINK"
A visionary, vision is thirsty, could start a revolution,
pollutin' the air waves rebel, so just let me revel and ask,
the fact that I got everyone drinking my beer and it's a disaster,
such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my drink
you ask for me?
Well I'm drunk (Batman sound) fix your drink and pop the top off,
keep it in the fridge for the long winter,
the center of attention here is a splinter,
it's not interesting, still better than infesting and nesting
He'll talk to your kids and then take your wine,
Testing "Attention Please," if you see Homer stop drinking, then please someone inform me,
He's lost ten beers, he'll get them back and see
A wideload, who will get rid of him for me?

Now this looks like a drink for me, so everbody,
just cut the guff, cause' we need a bit something that's not enough,
cause it feels so empty, without duff.

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