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Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Without Meat"

Parody Written by:

mr man

The Lyrics

2 trailer park cows go round the outside round the outside, round the outside (x21)

Guess whos fat, a fat @$$ Shadys fat, tell a friend Guess who's fat, guess who's fat, guess who's fat Guess who's fat...

I've created a monster sub, that nobody wants to
eat they want some bologna and some chopped liver
well if they want some mean that's what I'll give em
a little bit of salami mixed with some peperoni
with some ham that'll jumpstart my heart quicker than a
shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
when I'm breaking the table while he's operating
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I'm fat, I have a rack and ovulating
I know that you got a job Mrs. Mathers but your husbands heart problem's complicating
So the FCC wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on Winn-Dixie but it feels so empty without meat
So come on and eat, bread on your lips, eating the meat and some of the cheese and get ready cuz this food's about to get eaten
I just ate on all the food courts, Feed Me Debbie

Now this looks like the time to eat so every just eat with me cause we need a little bologna and ham cause it feels so empty without meat(x2)

Little hoagies kids eatin salami
embarrassed, their parents still just eats some lettus
they start feeling the cheese is helpless, 'til someone comes along on a mission and yells ""eat"
A visionary, vision is hungry, could start a revolution, pollutin the air waves a rebel
so let me just revel an ask, the fact that I got everyone eating my sandwhich and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my sandwhich you ask for me?
Well I'm fat (batman sound) fix your bent knife and cut the sandwhich diagonally
enter in and up under your skin like a tapeworm
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since a tapeworm
Infesting in your kids stomach and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" your sandwhich is ready and your fries are free
A peperoni, who sent, you sent for me?

This looks like a place to eat so everybody just eat with me cause we need a little bologna and ham cause it feels so empty without meat(x2)

A slice of bologna, I'll go to any Sub-Way with anybody who's talking this meat that meat. Chris Kirkpatrick you shouldn't get your ass kicked
worse than Eminem who is a bastard, and Moby
you should stomp Obie, your not a 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody eats the tofu
Now lets go, give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new poultry
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a sandwhich
But sometimes the crust just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of eating hoagies
I am the worst thing period, to do Black Music so selfishly
and use it to get myself beaten (Hey)
there's a concept that works
20 million other white rappers endulge
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without meat

This looks like a place to eat so everybody just eat with me cause we need a little bologna and ham cause it feels so empty without meat(x2)

(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) X2 "Lard"

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