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Song Parodies -> "My World"

Original Song Title:

"My Dads Gone Crazy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"My World"

Parody Written by:

Josh

The Lyrics

Hello ladys and gentelmen
Today we're gonna talk about me & my prolems
Do you know me?
I'll bet you don't
i'm josh reed?
ok here we go
now every one listen to me.
i won't go to hell not now & not never.

Quik help before i go crazy.

there's no words that i can't ryme.
no i'm never to high.
i always have been & always will be a wite guy.
how much do i got to get high to show you there aint no drugs i that i aint gonna try.
my brains gone yeah i lost it all.
i thought i found it butt i guess i was wrong.
i tried to hang my self from a shelf but it fell & knoked a hole in the wall. now i lay here in the floor in the hall.
i'll come out the closet i been smok'n some grass yall quick i better sit down be fore i fall.
i burnt my thumb"god".
i'll wait till it heels then i'll pull all the skin off.
sqeeze it to see how much blood i can get to run off.
till it turns blue then it falls off.
"ahhhhhh"
it worse then the time i stuk a pen in my arm cause i was high yall.
when will i stop when will i get me a girl dawg.
i'll tell you what i'll do.
i think i've lost it.
i'm runn'n out of stuff to be say'n so i'll explain it.
i'm about to go crazy.
if i had me a baby i would say lady.
I'm about to go crazy.
aint no one that wants to save me cause I'm quite lazy.
I'm about to go crazy.
when i was little people told me
josh'll never be noth'n nope not a thing they gave me medicines with lots of codeine cause i aint nice & i don't say noth'n right.
well i'm a prick so go suck on a ____. or just look at it like you are some kind of retard. if you don't like it then sue me or better yet you can skrew me.
well i'd rather be a doped up hippy, always laugh, do drugs, & never take me a bath. look at my face it's covered with dirt i cant get a girl cause all i want to do is get up her skirt.
cant you see that i will always be mean. just give me an hour. I'll take me a shower. then you'll see a dude prettier than any thing that you've ever seen.
it's like say'n eenie meenie minie mo I'll buy a bag then off i go.
one day you'll see it like I see it yo.
"crap"

I'm runn'n out of stuff to be say'n so I'll explain it.
I'm about to go crazy.
if I had me a baby I would say lady.
I'm about to go crazy.
aint no one that wants to save me cause I'm quite lazy.
I'm about to go crazy.
I never meant to make mommy cry. I just couldn't stand to see her kiss that guy so i fixed it. it's to late now so go dry your eye's.
now i aint no genius you know so please leave me alone. I can help it i quit my job then lost my home.
it is easy to confuze all my words.
when i right i leave an impression that makes you fell like you might throw up all you lunch.
i aint gonna stop talk'n so if you dont like it then i guess you'll stop read'n.
don't you let me here you dis this or i'll grab a gun then tell you to "kiss it".
your voice is alomost as bad as vanillia ice's songs.they make you wish you could die.
i got on tv & made r-kelly cry.
now my words bring you pain they rattle your brain. when i talk everybody shuts up they all want to hear what i got to say. they know when i rap i dont play i get up here then i yell at the sky. i see ghosts that look like bonnie & clyde. they make me & mine look like jekle & hyde.
this is how i see the world butt cares cause i'll never git published i'll never go public butt, so what bust a nutt, get stabed in your gut,
come over here & i'll beat your butt. ok i'm full of shit i got no more thats all thats it.
i'm runn'n out of stuff to be say'n so i'll explain it.
i'm about to go crazy.
if i had me a baby i would say lady.
"i'm about to go crazy".
aint no one that wants to save me cause i'm quite lazy.
i'm about to go crazy.
oh yall i am the best there ever was, the best there is, & the best there ever will be. bye
IF YOU LIKE IT E-MAIL ME crazydrips@msn.com I WILL SHOW YOU ALL THE SONGS I WROTE THAT THESE JERKS WONT POST

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Its me - January 25, 2003 - Report this comment
You shouldnt have called Chucky a jerk. Submit your dirty parodies at whatfreaks.com No one likes this so you dont expect any good email from someone.
Jimmy J. - March 31, 2003 - Report this comment
What is wrong with you? The only reason I find this remotely funny is because YOU'RE the one that's gay!!!
Penguin - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Dude this sucks. Don't ever come on any websites that have any of my parodies on it again. God.... my overall rating went down to a 4.0 maybe it's because its the same site as yours.
j. davis - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
ha ha i like it. it was only funny because it was stupid.. i'm putting it on my lj.
mike - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
ARF ARF YEAH YEAH YEAH

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