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Song Parodies -> "Lose Your Mind"

Original Song Title:

"Lose Yourself"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Lose Your Mind"

Parody Written by:

Dylan G. (Silent Nature)

The Lyrics

Look, if you had three wishes, or one lucky chance
To get anything you ever wanted, One moment
Would you do it or just let it slip?

Yo, His head are sweaty, knees strong, mind's all wrong
There's blood on his sweater again, takin too long
He's nervous, but on the surface he ain't getting along
With anyone, but he keeps on gettin crazier
What he wished for, the whole crowd takes me down
He opens his mouth, but the wish won't come out
He's chokin, how everybody's takin it away
The clock's run out, time's up over, for today
Snap back to reality, Oh there's nothin to say
Oh, there goes the genie, he left
He's so mad, but he won't give up for now
No, he won't have it , he knows the city's on his back
It don't matter, he's high
He knows that, but he lied
He's so upset that he cried
When he goes back to his trailer home,
that's when it's back to the room again yo
This whole devilish city, full of ho's
He better go capture this genie, hope he didn't screw up this time

[Chorus:]
You better lose your mind in awe, the dawn
You take it, you better never crawl
You only get three wishes, won't get your chance for long
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, y'all

You better not lose your mind in awe, by dawn
You catch it, you better not crawl
You only get three wishes, won't get your chance for long
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, or ya wrong

His genie's escaping, through this window that it's gaping
This oven is mine for genie's baking
Make it his, as he gonna make this stupid genie, dead as he can be
His whole life is going down, but his genie is getting close uptown
It only grows harder, only grows scarier
He pass us by all over, these bums is all on him
Every second gets crazier, he's know as the botherer
Lonely streets, God only knows where
He's grown farther from here, he's found nowhere
He goes home and barely knows where's the genie
But hold your head high cause here goes the genie
These ho's all over the genie, he's such a genius
He moved on to the next scheme
He tried hard and it seems
So the magic lamp is broken and it gleams
I suppose it's old magic thing, and it goes on
La La Lee La La Lee La La

You better lose your mind in awe, the dawn
You take it, you better never crawl
You only get three wishes, won't get your chance for long
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, y'all

You better not lose your mind in awe, by dawn
You catch it, you better not crawl
You only get three wishes, won't get your chance for long
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, or ya wrong

No more games, He's changin myself, such a shame
Run around this dead end thing, like 2 elfs caged
He was playin in the beginnin, the mood's all changed
He been chewed up again and hated by many for ages
But he kept trying and asking people while they're lying
Best believe somebody's payin them, while the genie's flying
All the pain inside, psyching him out
That he can't get by, without any doubt
And he can't get the right type of life, and whereabout
Cause man, these freakin maps, didn't guide him to the genie
And it's no joke, there's no smoke signs, this is his life
And these times are so hard and so he gonna smoke
Tryin to relieve those stress, they're tough
It seems to never get enough, trying to catch this genie, it's rough
Too much drama for him, he's screamin on and on
Too much for him, on and on
Search in one spot, another hint or not
Has gotten him to the point, about to explode
He've got to make a plan or this genie gonna be shot
Three wishes is his only option left, failure's ain't goin to suit me fine
Mom, He hates you, but this genie's gonna be mine
He cannot do it without this genie, from 9 to 5
So here he go, catch this thing on a dime
God, don't fail me or just let this dang thing be easy, let it be

[Chorus:]
You better lose your mind in awe, the dawn
You take it, you better never crawl
You only get three wish, won't get your chance for long
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, y'all

You better not lose your mind in awe, by dawn
You catch it, you better not crawl
You only get thre wish, won't get your chance for long
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, or ya wrong

You can catch anything you set your mind to, man

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eminem - November 22, 2010 - Report this comment
f**K the children i don't c@re @nyw@y if they w@it 12 months they c@n w@ait 1 more d@y i'm t@king my $@ck @nd my reindeer $how down 2 the @venue to buy @ ho ho ho $o off with hi$ pre$ent $@nt@ cl@us went to give @ll the children b@ck wh@t he $pent @nd fin@ally $@nt@ h@d find the right ho they took him to hi$ $leigh @nd $uck hi$ mi$tletoe.

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