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Song Parodies -> "The Cool Deaf Guy"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Slim Shady"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Cool Deaf Guy"

Parody Written by:

Dylan G. (Silent Nature)

The Lyrics

May I have your attention again?
May I have your attention again?
Will that deaf guy there, can ya hear me?
I repeat, will that deaf guy there, can ya hear me?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a deaf guy before
Ears all on the floor like nothin works, like a blind man, just broke down my door
and started whoopin my ass worse than before
he used to be a wimp, just playin it cool like a pimp (Ohh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just hear what I said, he did, did he?"
And Dr. M&M's said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. M&M's just a candy, it's melting in my hands! (Ha-ha!)
Britney Spears hate deaf guys (Thank God!)
la la la la la la la la
That deaf guy, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Talkin to you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of hearing aids up in my ear loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Britney to hump a dead squirrel
"My boobs is on your face, my boobs is on your face"
And if you're unlucky, you might just back up a little
And that's the message that we deliver to deaf kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's boobs is
Of course they gonna know what sex is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got that educational channel, don't they?
"We ain't nothing but deaf guys.." Well, some of us just lies
praying to God somewhere up on Cloud Nine
But if we can't talk dead animals and flies
then there's no reason that a man to be slightly curved, well
But if you feel like I feel, We've there and back from hell
Women wave your thongs, sing the chorus and make it strong

(Chorus x2)
I'm a deaf guy,
Yes, I'm the cool deaf guy
All you other deaf wannabes are just lying
So won't the cool deaf guy?
please listen up
please listen up
please listen up

George Bush don't gotta talk to deaf guys to get his votes
well He does, so flip him and smack him too!
You think I give a damn about a parking ticket?
Half of you cops can't even understand me, let alone stand me
"But whatever your name is, what if you can hear, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to question me here?
So you can, then trade with me here next to Britney Spears?
Man, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Eminem and Avril Lavigne
and hear 'em argue over who raps better at first
Y'all little punk, put me on blast on Country Music channel
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's deaf and all, hee-hee!"
I should scream in y'all cd players
and show the whole world how you gave a deaf guy a @$##
I'm tired of your little girl and boy groups, all you do is ignore me
so I have been sent here to make it more like me
And there's a million of us just like me
who's deaf like me; who just don't give a @#%@ like me
who's crazy like me; walk, talk and stalk like me
and just might be the next worst thing but it's quite me!

(Chorus x2)
I'm a deaf guy,
Yes, I'm the cool deaf guy
All you other deaf wannabes are just lying
So won't the cool deaf guy?
please listen up
please listen up
please listen up

I'm like a broken ear to talk to, cause I'm only not listening to you
things you joke about with your friends, smoke inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be hearing and all
I just get on the mic and rap
and whether you like to admit it, I just tap to anything
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can sing
Then you wonder how can kids play their video games
It's funny; cause at the rate it's going, it's gonna be a shame
I'll be the only deaf person in the world, attracting girls
most of them with platinum blonde curls, with no sense to learn
And I'm hatin all of this, they just don't get me, scared of me
And every single person is a just hearing guy or girl
They could be workin at Food Lion, nowhere to hide
Or in the parkin lot, screamin like a retard who likes to lie
Screaming "I'm deaf and all, I wanna die?"
with his windows broken and his system stolen
So, will the cool deaf guy please stand up?
And be proud to have one of those fingers on each hand up?
And know that they just can't take it like us, just name us
And you'll know that we'll be famous one day, don't blame us

(Chorus x4)
I'm a deaf guy,
Yes, I'm the cool deaf guy
All you other deaf wannabes are just lying
So won't the cool deaf guy?
please listen up
please listen up
please listen up

Ha ha
Guess they thought that I'm just a deaf guy smokin bong
Oh well, I'll gona prove them wrong

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 28

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Slim and None - March 19, 2003 - Report this comment
This is not for the author but for the guy who left the comment: You think anybody gives a vermin's posterior who the real Slim Shady is and who the fakes are? Of course the Cool Deaf Guy is making fun of your pathetic recordings! That's what this website is all about, dummy! In fact, every time one of your little opuses comes on the radio, I actually envy the CDG for a few minutes! You think you're such hot stuff? Snotty punk, at least Lenny Bruce, of whom you've probably never heard, made some people laugh! With him, instead of at him, like your Marshall Bruce the Third little high-pitched squealing self! If "it" comes once in a lifetime, then you're doomed, sucka, 'cause you're in Minute 14! We return you now to your regularly scheduled Amiright.
Dylan G. (Silent Nature) - March 24, 2003 - Report this comment
What guy are you talking about? I'm just wondering....
Ashley B - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I love the way that you expressed yourself through this parody. I am a student who is taking ASL (american Sign Langauage) andmy ASL teacher was telling us about these deaf wannabes and so i waslike let me go and check this out. Well so thani sawyour thing,well i saw the word thongandsothat tottally gotme interstedin what you had to say. email me as andmaybe we can talk some more.
Murda Rican150 - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
that's wack, u think all deaf are wannabeez? u haven't met real talent deaf niggaz out there, beside i am deaf and got some rap freestyle skills, so i done killed thier few hearing rappers' lines in a chatroom by people who voting for me several times.

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