-> "I Can't Stand Britney"
Original Song Title:
"The Real Slim Shady" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Can't Stand Britney"
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will those who hate Britney please stand up?
I repeat, will those who hate Britney please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a Spears bashing before
Jaws all on the floor like Brit' and Justin burst in the door
and started kissin her ass worse than before
They broke up, of course, she caught him with a stripper (Ahh!)
This is a parody!
(Chris Bodily TM) "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And all her fans said... nothing you idiots!
Her career's dead! It's bad entertainment! (Ha-ha!)
Middle age gentlemen want a piece of her
[*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
(Syncronos) "Britney Spears, I'm sick of her
Look at her, walkin around singin' 'bout who-knows-what
shakin' her you-know-whos"
(Chris Bodily TM) "Yeah, but she's so cute though!"
Yeah, I know you probably think I got a screw loose
But no worse than what's been posted up here, so it's no use
Sometimes, I wanna write a parody and let loose, so I do
And I'll say that Britney sounds just like a dead goose
The money's in her lips, the money's in her hips
Nobody hears her voice 'cause they're lookin' straight at her t*ts
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a breast augmentation is
Of course they gonna know that those are man made
By the time they hit fourth grade
They all get Music Television don't they?
They ain't nothing but mammaries...well, some of it's silicone
But she said they're real so leave it alone. (yeah, right)
But if she can sing songs and make her voice croak
then there's no reason that a man can't post a parody that he wrote
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Britney Spears has gotta go, sing the chorus and it goes
I hate Britney, no I can't stand Britney
If you people hate Britney, sound off if you're wit me
So if you guys hate Britney please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
"Ms. Spears doesn't have to show skin to sell records"
That ain't true, her songs ain't crap without see-through
You really think that she can win a Grammy?
Half of the critics can't even stomach her, don't you understand me?
(Chris Bodily TM) "But Syn, what if she won, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So old guys could just lie to get her up here?
You think a Grammy award will change her singing career?
Man, I wouldn't be surprised if she did Playboy next year
I got a bet goin' wit' Carson Daly and Fred Durst
Because they think Christina Aguilera might go first
The little girl has got her videos on MTV
Singin' "I'm not a girl, but I'm not a woman! hee-hee!"
I should go buy her video on DVD
and show the whole world how she started out on MMC (Mickey!)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
with songs like me; who just want Britney gone like me
who write like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only writin' you
things you joke about with your friends inside your chatroom
The only difference is I got the balls to post it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the site and spit it
and whether you like to forget it, I just submit it
That's why my name's up in the top 10
Then you wonder how can guys vote for my songs like all that
It's funny; cause at the rate she's goin' when she's thirty
She'll be the new star up in those films that are dirty (woohoo!)
And all her crazy fans will be jackin' off with Jergens
While she's jerkin', not 'Overprotected' now, that's for certain (nope!)
Or in another version is Britney Spears workin';
She could be workin at Burger King, tryin' to do that Pepsi thing (Think young!)
Out in the parkin' lot, circling
Screaming "Baby...one more time!"
with her windows down on her lunch time (Haha!)
So, if you hate Britney please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go!?
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