-> "Cleaning Out My Closet"
Original Song Title:
"Cleaning Out My Closet" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cleaning Out My Closet"
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CLEANING OUT MY CLOSET
Have you ever been playing and hanging out with your friends?
I have. But someone's rumors had to make the shit end.
Parents whine an apparent sigh; they wish I would die
What's in his mind? Glad that mother f***ing kid isn't mine!
It just stuns me, it's funny, and I don't even know what I'm doing
Quit your staring and glaring, my name ain't gonna get ruined
One side of me's all they're viewing, So pick on me for no reason
My anger just keeps on stormin,' from the morning 'til evening.
Believe them when they say that I'm just a disgrace to their town
And when I'm bigger they still won't ever figure me out
Look at me now, I bet you're so proud of me now
Ain't ya mama? Bet you wished you would've aborted me now!
I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you.
I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet.
That's right, I'm cleaning out my closet, and these doors have flown open
Sorting out so much shit, so now I'm constantly coping
Okay, let's scope in. I'll take you back so you can all see
The Nate and Jenn relationship, how it became tragedy.
It was pure hatred, then they were in love for a couple of months.
Then they hated each other, Now she just loves him so much,
But he'll split. I wonder if he'll even tell her goodbye.
No, I don't...I just hope she won't give him another try.
Think of her daily and I always picture being by her side.
Then I see Nate again; I grit my teeth and I lie
Say I hope it works for her; I know it's a mistake. And then she'll always say
Joe, he's only human. Hate him tomorrow but I love him today.
Man, I've been so stupid, How could I be so dumb
To be in love with her but she loves another someone?
Shit I could kill him, but it'd only hurt Jennifer the most.
Move on in life, it's my last season of the Jenn and Joe Show.
Now I'm not dissing you mama, I'm just tired of all the bitching.
God, you never listen, I open my mouth and you're ditching,
But put yourself in my position, so called life that I'm living
Sure it looks like fun but I know you know that it isn't
Dependent on someone, always needing your Goddamn permission.
I'm tired of your opposition of my sunny disposition.
My whole life you made me believe I was something you were loving
Now I've grown up, now we blow up. Because I've realized I wasn't,
Adjusting...What is it? The reason that you had to fire me, Ma?
Is this just you're way of saying that you're tired of me, Ma?
Well guess what, I'm leaving soon so go tell Dru you're lonely.
Shit, he's not that damn thick, he's gonna realize your phony.
Everyday it's a battle now, and it's just so damn pitiful.
On the outside we don't care, but inside we're both miserable.
But what hurts me the most is that we've grown so far apart.
And it's your fault. Go ahead and tell yourself that it's not.
And how dare you start talking shit you shouldn't be talking.
Stop lying bitch! Now do you understand why I'll soon be walking?
I bet you wished I would die, so you could finally be happy
Think again, I am dead, in this hole that you trapped me
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