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Song Parodies -> "I Need A Dark Lord"

Original Song Title:

"I Need A Doctor"

Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"I Need A Dark Lord"

Parody Written by:

Dragon

The Lyrics

[Chorus - Isis]
I'm about to lose my mind
You've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a Dark Lord
Call me a Dark Lord
I need a Dark Lord, Dark Lord
To bring evil back tonight

[Dragon]
I told you wizards one day that that I'd be back
told you motherfuckers that
one day i would get my power back
so everybody now better watch the fuck out
cuz this death eater team is solid and proud
it doesnt matter what your name is cuz i'm yelling this proud
avada kababra is guna make you frown
through thick and thin, lies and sin
you think that i am jokin, but i aint playin
you better concentrate on what the fuck i'm sayin
these death eaters are my mother fuckin family
and just like you they will alway bow to me
muggles, mud-bloods all the same to me
and they will all die together horrifically
i loved my dark lord so don't get me wrong
im just angry cuz he's been gone for so long
now i'm yelling this out loud
i wana know where my dark lord is now




[Chorus - Isis]
I'm about to lose my mind
You've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a Dark Lord
Call me a Dark Lord
I need a Dark Lord, Dark Lord
To bring evil back tonight
Bring me back to life
(I need a Dark LordDark Lord
to bring evil back tonight)

[Dragon]
I thought i knew it all even though
i hadn't seen the other side
but you showed me
what it was like to be me
I saw through the window cracks
no one could see you
but i was sure this was no illusion
the dark lord had chosen me
You pulled me out
and cleared my mind
you saved me from mass confusion
Now im stuck
im lost but i'm not insecure
all because of you
i lifted the sword
and now i have a destination
cuz i'm the new dark lord
[Chorus- Isis]
I'm about to lose my mind
You've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a Dark Lord
Call me a Dark Lord
I need a Dark Lord, Dark Lord
To bring evil back tonight
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