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Song Parodies -> "Stoner"

Original Song Title:

"Soldier"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Stoner"

Parody Written by:

Mwzk

The Lyrics

I'm a stoner, i'm a stoner, i'm a stoner, i'm a stoner...

Yo',aways puffed on buds, just infatuated with nugs,
always was a hippie, and I'm not into drugs,
smoke pot for its healing, not just for the feelin',
took one hit of this bud, an' it kept life appealin',
willin' to smoke out my friends, with some end'o and then once again,
with purple mend'o in blends,
when you're high, people just wonder why,
and they say, is this the way, your gonna live your life everyday?
you say yes, because it lays my frustration to rest,
how'd you guess, and it can even make me feel blessed
in meditation aint no complication, if you feel your own vibration,
any slight sensation'll get you stoned, if you smoke it, and toke it,.
and you grow it, then show it, its unbelievable the greenest bowl I earn it,
burn it, pass it, till it's empty, plant hemp seeds,its good deeds, what you need,
I got plenty reasons why I should puff this reefer kush weed…

[Chorus:]
I'm a stoner, these herb they open me up, in one puff,
whenever it is good stuff,
i'm a stoner,
even if my pipe an' bong crack and shatter,
I will role a spliff, it won't matter,
i'm a stoner,
these herbs they open me up, in one puff,
if it's the good stuff,
i'm a stoner,
even if my pipe and bong crack and shatter,
I still get high, no matter...

I love getting you high, it get's me high,
like a flower, of a weed that gets knee high,
all you mother cloners gotta do is let me try,
i'll grow it great and you mother cloners' get's real high,
i'm a lit doob, everything i grew, it's in bloom,
it's blue and the shortest one's about sixtwo,
who needs tonic, soon as you're on it, i light chronic,
I love smoken reefer and wont stop it,
i'm just honest, it's much better than getting drunk,
it isn't fun, makes you more susceptible to getting punched,
I like pourin' keif in a bowl, spark reefer then role,
you can smell the dankness soon as I sneak in the show,
everybody halts and stops, calls the cops,
all you see is spliffs burning on the alter tops,
people smokin' out the Hard Rocks parking lot,
sparking pot, whether in a car or not,
...

[Chorus:]


my spliff burns slow everybody knows when it's fourtwenty,
give it back to the bag dealers that want more money,
i light the bud, mix a little bit of hash into it,
I grew it, and now look how I got your plants influenced,
if mothercloner have ever grew it like I would do it,
we'ed all get high, states of mind and through it , if pursue it,
for a life time, you'd get you high as Buddhists,
I get high everyday and i light the doobig ,
so take-a-toke smell the stench of the dankness i smoke,
smell the stench as i waken bake on this roach,
smell the stench as i smoke you out once again,
everybody goes out and tokes ounces with friends,
fillabong till its bursting, 'till i'm inspired and worthy
the desire to get higher will leave you tired and thirsty
lord have mercy on minorities that still wanna curse the weed
and wright a verse for authorities in the case of absurdity,
, i'm a...

[Chorus]

Yo' left, yo' left, yo' left,
pass it, left,
yo' left, yo' left, yo' left,
pass it, left,
yo' left, yo' left, yo' left,
pass it, left,
yo' left, yo' left, yo' left,
pass it, left...

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