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"McDonalds Business"

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[Kim] Matthew! I think you need help!
[Matthew] Holy ish! I cannot believe it Kim, you're so right
[Kim] Get the motivation - lets go!

(Matthew! Matthew!)

Workers and customers! It's SHOWTIME!
Hurry hurry, step right up!
Introducing the employee of the month.. his name is..
You shouldn't be at any other fast food restaurant now
So without further adieux, I bring to you

You came to witness fast food at its most purest
most fastest hands, sandwich almost flawless
Best working, most honest known worker
Been gone over a year and yes I'm back
Looks like this place got some new hires
Oh God, who'd be the next to get fired
For stealing something or not following the rules
I'm set on the table to make these orders
chicken, fish, cheeseburgers, or do you want nuggets
{*peeping sound*} BEEP! BEEP! Yeah, here I come
To make this sandwich fresh just for you
Fast food is in the state of nine-one-one so...

Lets get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
People clown around, lets get the hell out of here
I want to go home; anybody else? (HELL YEAH!)

Quick gotta move fast, satify these customers
Gosh darn it Kim, "Do they expect miracles?"
Look at all this bullish we gotta go through
when we work, it's about that time to leave for home
Get your pre-closing done while I do what I do best
I can't even impress you no more; you're use to it
Too quickly, nobody closes it
Nobody says I'm the best but everyone knows this sh*t
The most hated is when there's a customer complain
about their order, they exaggerate it all so much
they make it all up, when they call
Like they say they ordered their fries without any salt
This just means they're tryin' to get so much more
I know you're lyin' and you know what for
Work must continue; so I'd like to welcome yous
to Matthew and Kims Mc-Don-alds, c'mon! Now


Remember the past times, the troublesome trio
Three old friends, why bother? You already know
who's fully capable, who is willing and able
Move this sandwich fast down the table
My very first concert was a Kid Rock show
After that me, James, and Jeremy took a trip to Ohio
And of course we went on the new ride the Millenium Force
People waitin three hours to ride the best coaster of course
to get the feeling of dropping three hundred feet in the air
Eighty degree drop, throw your hands in the air
How can anyone beat this coaster?
This is like the best ever coaster
Put me in grill, no one can see me
Believe me; Jen and Janne
are gonna grieve when I leave dawg, fo sheazy
Can't quit McDonalds, the store needs me
'til I get a better job, as if that will ever happen
Livable job - that's a joke around right here
But me, ain't gonna give up round here
Eh Kim (now what?) Ready to go? (HELL YEAH!) Now


So there you have it folks (Matthew!) has come to claim his thrown
Back with my friend Renee, here to remind you that bullish does not pay
Because (Matthew!) and Kimmy are here to stay
and never leave this place, until our dying day
Until we're old and gray (Matthew!)
So until next time peeps, same McDonalds, same location
Good night everyone, thank you for coming
Your host for the evening (Matthew!)
Oh! Hehe

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