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Song Parodies -> "Without Me (SamuraiMaster's Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without Me (SamuraiMaster's Version)"

Parody Written by:

SamuraiMaster

The Lyrics

Hey you all know I was gone for a while but now I'm back and this is what I gotta say.... This is just something a little fun I whipped up to signal my official return to amiright.com In this thing I parody my life with youtube, roleplaying games and parodies I have made and people that like my stuff. You know who you are...you're all cool.
"SM....real name no gimmicks...."
-SamuraiMaster

Two song parody artists go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside


Two song parody artists go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside

Guess who's back....
Back again.....
SM's back....
Tell your friends....
Guss who's back (x7)

I've created a parody, cause nobody likes to hear Weird Al no more
They want Am-I-Right, he's chopped liver.
Well if you want Am-I-Right this is what I'll give you
A few good parodies written by John A. Barry
Random crap that we guys all are writing
Quite a shock when I'm down on the floor laughing
Quite a shocker, some of this stuff's not bad
When I'm off spending time crying about a Rock roll I just had
You waited this long now stop complaining
Because I'm back, and I'm wack and I'm still parodying
I know a lot of us don't have jobs mommy
But I'm bored and I'm thin and I have no money
So the Youtube copyrights won't let me use
Metallica's music which blows my fuse
So I parody it here on Am-I-Right for free
And it feels so empty without me
So, come on now, take a look at my stash
Laugh out loud and give me a rating or a nice comment
And get ready, because this shit's about to get heavy
I just written three more parodies; FUCK YOU YOUTUBE

[chorus]
Now this looks like a place for me
So everybody say hello to me
Cause we need some more creativity
Because it feels so empty without me
Am-I-Rights the place for me
Everyone welcome back me
I'll help restore more creativity
Because this place feels empty without me

Roleplay-Gateway, SM's divine stairway
Embarrassed he still watches pokemon
Starts listening to heavy metal
Then he makes a little parody and everyone goes WHOA
A little weirdo, a guy who loves heavy metal
Could start a little problem, parodying steroids
A little, so let me revel and bask
That I've got everyone loving my laughs
And it's amazing, such a lovely thing
For you to read so damn much of my material, didn't expect love at all
Well I'm back, doodle-doodle-doodle-doodily-doo
Write some more stuff on 2012 and then I'm gonna
Write more songs parodying hamburgers
The metal parody man is back for the winter
I'm interesting, at least I like to think myself that way
Not as popular, but a rising star hopefully
Sometimes it just seems
My parodies aren't as good as they can be
Well according to publicity
My parodies aren't going so badly?

[chorus]
Now this looks like a place for me
So everybody say hello to me
Cause we need some more creativity
Because it feels so empty without me
Am-I-Rights the place for me
Everyone welcome back me
I'll help restore more creativity
Because this place feels empty without me

I do this I do that, this place is almost a new fad
Everybody parodies this shit and that shit
I got my fair share of fans and friends here
DJ Blaze has given me his fair share
And Christie, can't have Christie without Marie
The fans of my MLB steroid song, love me!
I don't know me, I have too much time
Because right now, I'm busy watching LittleKuriboh
Now I'm back, and writing, what shall I write next?
I'll be here with a smile reading all my comments
I've been weird, and lucky with a pencil
Ever since Pikachu became a favorite in Metallica parodies
But sometimes I can't write things
My head's gone blank and I stare at the keys
So this must mean I'm getting old
But that's just me, I'm just nineteen
No I'm not the first guy to write a parody
I'm the best thing since the stupid newbies
To make music seem really kinda funny
And use it to get some fucking popularity
Hey! I know! What about Hamburger II?
Dethklok's not likely to come around with more songs about Mermaid murder
But no matter what stupid concept fills my head
SM's back and his parodies are not yet dead

[chorus]
Now this looks like a place for me
So everybody say hello to me
Cause we need some more creativity
Because it feels so empty without me
Am-I-Rights the place for me
Everyone welcome back me
I'll help restore more creativity
Because this place feels empty without me

Doo-doodly-doo-doo
Doo-doodily-doo-doo
Doo-doodily-doo-doo
Doo-doodily-doo
[repeat]

Songs!
I'm back and better than ever if I have as many fans as I hope...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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DJ Blaze - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I am psyched for your return. I loved the Dethklok references and the doodily doos, and this makes the 4th time my name has been in a parody. Thanks man, and this was brutal. 555
SamuraiMaster - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey who can forget DJ Blaze?
Christie Marie M - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Welcome back, SM! Great parody and thanks for the nod! I'm so touched! AIR's definitely NOT the same without you! 555.
Andria - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
I liked it a lot, but this isn't really the place for the "F" word to be used in uncensored form. Even so, you will still get 5s. Great to see you back, btw, I've voted anonymously on your parodies but don't remember commenting until now.
SamuraiMaster - November 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks CMM and Andria. Awesome to see I have support from you guys as well.

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